Friday, November 30, 2007

WTBT Volume 94 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* you should stay away from the name Mohammad if you are not Muslim.
* the New York Knicks should be banned from playing basketball for the rest of the month after forgetting how to play last night.
* this is the weirdest story of finding something that you lost.
* it sucked one of the best games in the football season was not watched by many people last night.
* the NFL is too greedy with its NFL Network.
* you are happy gas prices per barrel are back below $90.
* getting lost in Boston is easy, it is getting found that is the hard part.
* this is truly the funniest story of the week.
* you laughed out loud at the part where she was too big for him to fight her.
* Brett Favre will make his 250th start next week.
* this lady should be a role model for girls because she is right about being too thin.
* if you are a Red Sox fan you are hoping that they can get Johan Santana without losing Jacoby Ellsbury.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

We're taking bets that growing old isn't any fun...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that everyone is getting ready for a great winter. I am predicting a lot of snow, which makes me very happy, but others seem to hate. Here are a few questions for everyone to answer. Have a great day and smile!!!

A. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery to keep yourself looking young?

B. What do you think is the perfect age? Would you like to stay at that age for 50 years?

C. Assuming you were healthy the whole time, what age would you want to live to?

Answers:

A. Absolutely as long as it didn't make me look like my skin was as tight as a hotel bedsheet.

B. I think the perfect age is 28. Lots of great things happen at that age. I would be love to be 28 for 50 years because it is such a great age.

C. I would like to be 110 years old. That way I could see what the 2070's & 2080's were like. Since the would be drastically different from when I grew up.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

We're taking bets that this is how you acheive your dreams...

This is a great speech that everyone should see. It is quite impressive. It is a little long, but very worth it. Thanks to Niamh for bringing it to my attention.

WTBT Volume 93 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* oppression of any kind is not right and you should speak out when you see it.
* Sean Taylor's death is a true tragedy regardless of whether he was a professional football player or not.
* this guy really had some backward thinking.
* it will be great to see Troy Brown back on the field this weekend.
* women are the reason that only men seem to win Dancing with the Stars.
* Bambi's safest place to be is in Pennslyvania.
* some people should just not be allowed to have guns.
* Lebron is sometimes the best player in the NBA.
* the MidEast peace talks are probably going to accomplish nothing.
* at least he didn't die of dehydration.
* Carson Daly is committing career suicide by crossing the picket lines.
* France has more riots in a year than most countries have in a decade.
* this guy has the weirdest road rage ever... before he gets in trouble.

Monday, November 26, 2007

WTBT Volume 92 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* it is almost time for my end of the year lists.
* the Patriots even at their worst are the best team in football.
* the pepper spray beauty queen earned her tiara.
* you are beautiful if you can win a beauty contest with hives.
* the Angels made a big mistake signing Torii Hunter to a five year contract.
* this would never fly in America.
* most men don't even take off their hats or stop talking on their cell phones during the anthem.
* West Virginia will win the BCS championship.
* this baby is too big for his own good.
* it is weird that they never ever mention the father.
* kicking the ball to Chicago's Devin Hester is the dumbest thing a football team can do.
* this is the best rescued dog ever.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Olga Kurylenko is my hottie this week after seeing the movie Hitman. She played a Russian who was treated badly and saved by the hitman. She is very cute, although the tattoo on her face during the movie was a little much.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

We're taking bets that holidays don't stop crazy...

Here are a few of my observations over the last few days...

* Miley Cyrus spoke to Oprah about what it was like to grow up. Um... she is only 15. Can she quite understand what it is like to grow up? Hell I am not even sure I know what it is like to grow up yet. She is going to head for problems in her late teens/early twenties I can feel it.

* We keep finding giant fossils of animals that exist today. Do you think at some point the big animals are going to come back and eat us all? I think it might happen.

* Forgetting to buy beer never allows you to shoot a goat. You might sleep with a goat if you had too much beer, but that is it. He should have shot his wife at least she had done something wrong. - SIDENOTE - At no point am I advocating domestic violence, but the innocent goat had nothing to do with his beer issues. Really he should have shot himself in the nuts so he could be the little baby he was being.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

WTBT Volume 91 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...


* the Celtics are probably going to win ten games in a row at some point this season.
* it is amazing that even Neil Diamond was enthralled with the Kennedy's.
* you don't understand why it had become a Fenway Park 8th inning theme song.
* Heroes was pretty interesting last night and I hope that the next two episodes are as good if not better.
* squirrels are great little animals that can cause a lot of problems.
* Matt Holliday was robbed for the NL MVP though Jimmy Rollins was deserving.
* Dane Cook's new CD/DVD is hilarious.
* prisoners need their beauty sleep.
* Barry Bonds probably won't serve any jail time.
* sometimes panty news is good news.
* at least the message was clean.

Monday, November 19, 2007

We're taking bets that we need more singers who have a message...

I have been listening to Pink's song Mr. President a lot lately. After listening to Jeff Johnson speak and mention that artists don't use their music to speak out much any more I appreciate this song even more. Check out her live version at Wembley Stadium in London.

We're taking bets that he squeezed the Charmin one too many times...

It is a sad day in Toilet Paper Land. Mr. Whipple(Dick Wilson) of the old school Charmin commercials passed away. He was 91 years old and did over 500 commercials in 21 years for the toilet paper company. Remember him as a fun guy who loved his Charmin and not as a creepy guy who loved toilet paper. :)

Sunday, November 18, 2007

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Yvonne Strahovski from NBC's Chuck. She came out of no where to get the role and is breaking hearts every week. She has such a cute smile I can hardly take it. I hope that it survives the writer's strike.


Thursday, November 15, 2007

We're taking bets that you love to sleep...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that everyone is doing fantastic even my readers currently in Prague. I know that everyone loves to sleep and the questions below are regarding sleep. I think they are some pretty fun questions so I hope you all enjoy. No questions next week as it is Turkey Day here in America. Keep coming back and answering. Get more people to read and enjoy this site. Talk to you all soon!!!

A. Where is your favorite place to sleep?

B. Where is the strangest place you’ve ever slept?

C. What is your favorite dream?

Answers:

A. I love to fall asleep on a comfortable couch. I don't roll or move as much and get a very restful sleep.

B. The strangest place I have ever slept would have to be on the floor of a car. When I was little I used to get out of my seatbelt and sleep on the floor of the back seat. I think it was the hum of the road, but it would make me fall asleep almost instantly.

C. My favorite dream is one I have had as a kid where I was a superstar in baseball playing for the Boston Red Sox. I pitched, played first base and catcher. It is a little strange I know, but that always makes me happy when I awake.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

We're taking bets that a small group of people can lead to a big revolution...

Here are a few observations I have had over the last few days.


* I saw Jeff Johnson speak yesterday. He was very inspiring and brought many great things about sexism to light. He was speaking about Hip-Hop music and sexism, but he reminded us that our sexist society began thousands of years ago and although it needs to change in the music industry they are not the main group to blame. There are not enough speakers who spout the truth when it comes to making change. He inspired the group to get up and do things instead of complaining about them.

* Kevin Youkilis shaved his goatee for charity. It was probably the best thing that one person can do for both others and themselves. He really looked creepy with that bald head and long goatee.

* When you go to a speaker and you know it is going to be 2 hours it is rude to leave after one hour. It is even worse to leave in a pack of people. There is definitely something wrong with what we are teaching today's youths.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

WTBT Volume 90 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* everything in Pakistan is seriously going to disrupt the rest of the world.
* getting tasered is not enough punishment.
* a debate with others is almost always fun and stimulating.
* Heroes was a little cool and a little disappointing last night, but I think has set-up the excitement for the next three weeks.
* there is no movie in the coming weeks that truly excites you.
* a double overtime game in college basketball is always exciting.
* some stories you just cannot make up.
* you are kind of happy that they did not have a zoom lens because that would mean close up pictures of this guys junk.
* the New York Yankees are very lucky to have Jorge Posada back.
* this is a great hero story.

Monday, November 12, 2007

WTBT Volume 89 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* going on a retreat can be extremely refreshing and tiring at the same time.
* Heroes is going to a new level tonight and hopefully will keep it up for the rest of the season.
* Adam Vinateri is starting to let pressure get to him.
* if they had paid for the pies would not have been stealing.
* it is weird for some people to hear pizza called a pie.
* the Boston Celtics have looked like a championship team so far.
* if these girls had a friend with long hair should would have been in trouble.
* sheets can get you down from a balcony only in movies.
* you didn't notice I finally got the clip to work two posts below.
* attacking a person does not get a policy changed.
* Dustin Pedroia was very deserving of his AL Rookie of the Year Award and would have been a unanimous choice if voting happened after the World Series.
* listening takes a great deal of patience and some people just don't have it.
* this idea really backfired on him.
* saying he wasn't intoxicated makes the guy seem even more idiotic.
* there is going to be a lot of complaining when the BCS picture finally gets sorted out.
* sometimes people impress you and no matter what their age you have to take notice.
* this old man thought he could use the bandana like he was in the old west.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Lindsay Price is Ted's new girlfriend on How I Met Your Mother tonight. She is also in a potential new show Lipstick Jungle that may or may not be shown this season due to the writer's strike. A cutie who was on Coupling who has Korean/German/Irish descent. Hopefully we will get to see more of her and maybe she is Ted's future wife.

Friday, November 09, 2007

We're taking bets that you can't do this...

Taylor Twellman put the New England Revolution in the MLS Championship with this awesome goal. My friend Dennis got to see it live from his club seats. Wow!!!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

We're taking bets that peeing standing up is fun...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that everyone is enjoying the week. I have a few guest questions for everyone. A few of my staff suggested these questions and I thought they were fun. I hope you all enjoy.

A. If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life what would they be an why? (If they wore out you would replace them with the same kind.)

B. If a woman has a sex change how do you think they would pee the first time they had to try?

C. If you could have a grand, beautiful front porch with a relaxing porch swing overlooking any place or thing in the world, what would it overlook?

Answers:

A. I would wear sandals, because I love them and they are comfortable.

B. I think they would have to stand up because it is easier and fun. Though they probably would have some problem with aiming the first time. Nothing worse than rogue pee.

C. I would overlook the Atlantic Ocean in Miami because it has an awesome sunrise and sunset.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

WTBT Volume 88 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* sometimes you can have too many TiVo shows to watch.
* it is great when a cold knocks you out after work and you wake up the next morning absolutely refreshed.
* the NBA was lucky the Nuggets-Knicks game did not turn into another fight.
* we really need to crack down on the evils of hugging.
* you are wondering if a parent was on school grounds and hugged their child during the day would they be banned from the school?
* I don't use many question marks with this style of writing.
* the NFL is happy the Patriots are not playing this week.
* this is the best little whorehouse in Texas.
* the girl with the four arms and four legs was a little unsettling.
* we may have found a place to go after we destroy this planet.
* Don Shula is getting a little nutty about asterisks and the Patriots.
* this kid is going to get spanked by his Dad when he gets home.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

WTBT Volume 87 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* Joe Torre looks better in Dodger blue than Yankee pinstripes.
* this lady deserves a couple nights in jail rather than giving a simple apology.
* you need to watch out for people with a "macabre disposition."
* Pakistan is a scary place to be right now.
* the Pats/Colts game was a gem.
* some inventions are really cool and this kid might make millions.
* you are wondering if she fell in over thousand times over the years.
* it is nice to see the Boston Celtics working so well together this early in the season.
* this little boy made quite a mammoth discovery.
* some jokes are just for me.
* it stinks the writer's strike is taking the Daily Show off the air.
* American Gangster is good not great.
* Heroes is getting back to the fun mystery part of the show.
* Oregon is probably the best team in College Football.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Bahar Soomekh is heating up the scenes in Saw IV. You don't see many Jewish Iranians, but she is one of them. Definitely a cutie first gained notice in Crash and was wonderful in Syriana. I have a feeling we are going to see a lot more of her in the years to come.


Friday, November 02, 2007

WTBT Volume 86 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* Joe Torre probably won't even make the playoffs in LA.
* this is a fun relatively harmless prank.
* it would be great if no one was willing to pay A-Rod.
* American Gangster will be a fantastic movie.
* this is why Jason Varitek is awesome.
* Jorge Posada probably wouldn't have done that.
* Grey's Anatomy got even dumber yesterday when Meredith's sister even after his own warnings slept with Alex.
* possums just do not like art.
* The Office had its best episode of the season last night.
* most babies who need this cannot read.
* it will be great to see the new Boston Celtics tonight with KG as their centerpiece.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

We're taking bets that you love falling back...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I cannot believe that it is November already. Time flies when you are having fun. Lots of things going on in my world, so it has been tough to blog. I hope that doesn't mean you will stop reading. I hopefully am back on the horse. Answer my questions and invite others. Have a great day and I will talk to you all soon!!!

A. It is time to turn back the clocks this weekend. Do you think this is a good process or should we get rid of it?

B. What is your favorite color of leaf during the fall?

C. We are just about a year away from the presidential election. Who do you think should be president next?

Answers:

A. I really enjoy the changing of the clocks. It is great that we can have more daylight that way.

B. I really like red leaves. They are the most vivid and make me appreciate New England because you don't see them down South.

C. I think it probably should be Hilary Clinton at this point because she has made the most sense to me and she will have Bill by her side at tough times. It is always great to have someone who did a job to give you advice when you need it. I do believe that once it gets into the primary time I might change my mind as I will have more information to make a true decision.