Thursday, October 21, 2004

WTBT - WORLD SERIES EDITION!!!

We're taking bets that...

* most of you thought the Red Sox beating the Yankees to go to the World Series would never come.
* IT DID!!!
* Mary Kate Olsen is going to be in trouble for the rest of her life just like the bad Milli Vanilli guy.
* Mark Bellhorn may have been great the last two games but everyone would rather Pokey Reese in at second base.
* it is amazing that the Patriots 20 game win streak is back page news in Boston.
* if you are going to kill a mouse you shouldn't use a gun. (Guy shoots Girlfriend trying to kill a mouse.)
* you are tired of hearing Tim McCarver's stupid commentary on Fox.
* a walk is never as good as a Home Run except in Tim McCarver's bizarro world.
* Staff Sgt. "Chip" deserved everyone of the eight years he got for prison abuse.
* Jon Stewart is one funny MFer and he got away with calling a guy a "dick" on television. YOU THE MAN JON STEWART.
* Terry Francona really scares you when he starts rocking in the dugout. He reminds me a little bit of Billy Bob Thorton in SlingBlade.
* David Ortiz may look like Shrek, but Shrek can't hit home runs like he can.
* since Britney Spears has led such a hard life she deserves to take a break and "chill".
* you secretly like ABC's "Desparate Housewives".
* throwing glass bottles at police officers in riot gear is a stupid thing to do.
* it is awesome to hear a rowdy crowd sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame at 1 am.
* away messages can be evil and start more freaking problems.
* I was starting to think there would never be a World Series edition of this column.
* it is fun giving Yankee fans shit, but I actually think they finally get all the pain we have experienced over the years. I almost feel sorry for them. NOT!!!
* Saw looks like a completely fucked up and scary movie.
* you really don't care if it is the Cards or Astros as long as the Red Sox win.
* the election is getting closer and closer and you have no clue who is going to be the president for the next four years.
* you can't wait for Shrek 2 to be out on DVD.
* sometimes getting blocked on IM can be hurtful.
* the Yankees will now always be mentioned as the biggest choke artists ever.
* I know you are reading this and enjoying it. So say hi.
* you can't figure out what people did before the flu vaccine, but senior citzens may start kicking everyone's ass if we don't get more.
* it is going to be a lot more sleepless nights for Boston Fans!!!

6 comments:

  1. Woo Hoo! Down with the evil empire. Go Sox!

    Greg, this column is a long time coming. Nice job.

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  2. Anonymous10:58 PM

    I'd like to take bets that running through the halls of Donahue making sounds like Frankenstein's creation is not normal.

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  3. Anonymous12:18 PM

    I did enjoy this one very much so I am saying hello!
    Keep writing it keeps me entertained!
    Miss you Greg...
    Go Red Sox & Pats:)

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  4. Anonymous12:43 PM

    We're taking bets that...
    *police in riot gear in front of college dorms is really funny if you think about it
    *if the sox win the world sries or if they lose, there will be more riots either way
    *college students will always think that pulling fire alarms is the thing do, even if it is annoying as all hell to everyone else
    *girls with no boobs SHOULD NOT flash people
    *the Fox Hall RD kicks ass and is the best one ever!

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  5. Great column here! I enjoy every moment.

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