We're taking bets that...
* you love the longest day of the year.
* Robert Horry of the San Antonio Spurs is the best big shot player ever. YES even bigger than Michael.
* Cillian Murphy is taking over for Crispin Glover as the creepiest actor ever. What's even worse is his first name is pronounced Kill-e-an.
* words don't control us.
* there is a small part of you that hopes the Washington Nationals win the World Series.
* the word "nice" can be vulgar.
* the "Mississippi Burning" case is very disturbing.
* F-1 Racing will never be popular in the US. Especially after only 6 cars were able to race in the United States Grand Prix.
* you are not the least bit shocked that Saddam Hussein liked Doritos. They are one of the best foods ever.
* it is fun to have a little devil in you.
* San Diego's Jake Peavy is quietly becoming one of the best pitchers in baseball.
* cities try everything they can to scam you out of your money.
* you actually thought Tiger Woods was going to pull out another win in the US Open.
* Dane Cook is the best comedian to see live currently.
* grapefruit sales are going to go through the roof.
* Terry Francona is going to be an awful All-Star Manager.
* you don't want to admit it, but you will go see Bewitched this weekend.
* UCONN Sports are going to be screwed with coaches losing their ability to make alternative incomes due to their celebrity.
* Tom Cruise handled the water squirter real well, but don't you think he is going to do something real crazy over the next few years to make Michael Jackson look more normal.
* it would be a shame if Barry Bonds doesn't play at all this season.
* you never noticed but everyone who knocks on wood usually knocks on sheetrock and not wood.
* you don't watch PBS, but you should because of shows like P.O.V.
* Maria Sharapova is taking hot to a whole new level in women's tennis.
* change is coming and if you don't watch out you will miss it.
1 comment:
I'm not usually a Doritos person, to be honest. But the new "cheesier" improved original Doritos... I had some at my parents house last weekend. They're pretty darned good. Not gonna lie. :-)
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