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A. If you could have any animal in the world for a pet what would you choose and what would you name it?
B. If you were a porn star what would you choose as your name? (Don't use the pet/street name formula. Think of your own.)
C. While arguing with a close friend on the phone, she gets angry and hangs up. Assuming she is at fault, and makes no attempt to reach you, how long would you wait to contact her?
*WTBT note: No one is suggesting that she is wrong because she is a woman. The questions just happened to be worded that way. WTBT does not automatically assume women are wrong, it just sometimes happens that way. :)*
Answers:
A. I would love to have a pet tiger. Of course I would name him Hobbes because there really isn't a better name for a tiger than Hobbes. No offense to Tony. I would just hope that he was good at giving me philosophical answers as another tiger named Hobbes I know.
B. Although I think that I have a great name that could be used in any entertainment situation I have come up with a porn name. I would take my favorite Sesame Street character Ernie and combine it with my favorite cartoon as a kid Voltron. I think that would be a great name. Ernie Voltron.
C. I would wait at least three days and depending on how serious the topic was I would wait a week. If she hadn't called by then I would then confront her in person. All I have to say is there better be some apology tears.
3 comments:
A) This question is AWESOME cause i've been on a mission the last couple weeks to get a brown cow as a pet. There is farm by my apartment that has these beautiful brown cows and I want one. She would have to be a milking cow, cause hey thats really want cows do best and he name would be Coco.
B) My porn star name would be Lolli "Apple" MacPop, I just think thats cute and pretty pornish
C)Yeah, that would be me not calling nobody, cause if you wrong you wrong and I ain't chasing no grown ass woman. She would have to humble herself and call me!
A. If I could have any pet I think I would choose a Pot Belly Pig b/c my friends are getting another one and the babies are SO cute. I would name it Oscar for a boy, or Polly for a girl.
B. I'm glad I don't have to use the Pet/Street thing b/c mine would be Zack Middlesex, and changing sexes would be a whole other kind of porn, I am sure. What would I choose? I guess something like, Cinnamon Swirl or something just as edible.
C. I would call her the next day pretending nothing was wrong and then in the middle of her telling me a story my phone would "accidentally" cut out.
But that would be very rude, and besides, that NEVER happens with my phone. ;)
A)I would have a snake, and I would name it Kaa after the snake in "The Jungle Book". I've always wanted a snake for some reason, and no one I've ever lived with - my parents, Steve - wants one. And so I have no snake.
B) Hrmmm... Booby McBooberson. I'd be in Comedy Porn, and therefore would need a funny name. Not unlike Booby McBooberson. :-)
C) I guess it depends on who I'm dealing with - because there are some people who even when they're wrong just DO NOT get it. I'd either wait for them to get in touch with me (if it were one of those people that just don't get it) and see how they act, or if it's someone that gets it then I would see if they had some time that I could talk to them and tell them how I felt. If they don't want to hear it, then they're not really my "best friend" and aren't worth my effort.
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