Friday, May 05, 2006

We're taking bets that questions sometimes are not timely...

Sorry everyone, but the Thursday question is a day late. I apologize for that. Hopefully you will enjoy today's questions. They are stupidly fun and should require very little of your time. As always post your answers in the comments section and invite everyone to join in. :)

A. If you were forced to choose between wearing pants that were two inches too long(and you cannot role them up) or two inches too short(and you cannot wear them butt crack style) every day for a year what would you choose and why?

B. What corny joke do you hope never gets used ever again?

C. Forgetting that your parents ever existed and you could choose one of three celebrity families to be born into, who would you choose? Britney Spears & K-Fed - Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes - Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

Answers:

A. I would definitely wear pants that were too long. I never ever want my ankles to be cold. I think it would be much easier explaining to people that I had shrunk and all my pants were fitting funny than saying I miraculous grew 2 inches at my age.

B. "No I got them all cut." Oh that makes me mad. Of course when I say, "You got a haircut." I mean not just one strand you idiot.

C. I would go with Britney Spears in a second because I think that despite all of the craziness I would always be looked upon as my problems were never my fault. I think I could ride that until I was at least 30 and then make something special with my life. Plus I would be a great dancer. :)

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A: Short pants. Capri's are cute anyway, and I'd rather be cold than hot. (Having to wear them for a year in all seasons)

B. "It's time to build the ark" or anything to the effect when it's been raining for days.

C. Brangelina. Trash and crazy don't entice me, but having charitable parents would be cool.

Anonymous said...

I also would like to add:

"Take the next 2 days off" when people are trying to be funny on a Friday.

Anonymous said...

A. Short pants, definitely. They'd probably actually fit me properly anyways. :-)

B. "Is it hot/cold enough for ya?" gets on my nerves. That's not really a joke, but it gets on my nerves. Honestly - all "Knock-Knock" jokes. Nothing makes me groan more than a knock-knock joke.

C. Hrmmmm... I don't know... maybe Brangelina. I'd have to say that, yes. They actually seem kind of normal compared to the other two couples...

P McT said...

A. I like D-Money would go for the short pants cause I'm vertically challenged in the clothing dept.

B. The "is your refridgetor running...you better catch it" joke

C. Definitely Brit and K, as much I dislike them I think I would have fun as a child in that family, with the execption of possibly being dropped on my head and all!!

Liz said...

a. too long
b. the whole - 'who sings that song', 'why don't we keep it that way.' thing. ANNOYING - just let me sing!
c. no white trash or freaky science for me - definitely Bradjolina!

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