Sunday, May 15, 2011

WTBT Volume 28, Series 2011...

We're taking bets that...

* Seasons come and go, but I will never change and I’m on my way," are really cool lyrics.
* the Memphis Grizzlies were not prepared for Game 7, but they will be in the conference finals soon.
* the flooding of the Mississippi River sounds like the scariest thing possible for Cajun country.
* I wonder what pro-life activists think about deer birth control.
* I would be surprised if Newt Gingrich is a viable presidential candidate, but stranger things have happened.
* in honor of Murray Handwerker you should have a hot dog this week.
* his name sounds like a male prostitute or gay porn star.
* the IMF chief is in a heap of trouble and I am not sure his French presidential campaign is going to survive.
* it's nice that an ass can retire to Nebraska and become a citizen. No really.
* even though Thor beat Bridesmaids at the box office it still was the best movie of the year so far.
* Ashton Kutcher might actually make Two and a half Men watchable.
* you don't know what movie this line is from, "I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.
* Tomas Kaberle might be the worst defenseman that the Bruins have ever had.
* this wouldn't have happened if they had a beer closet.

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