Thursday, November 30, 2006

We're taking bets that sometimes you just can't take it anymore...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that you all had a great Thanksgiving or a fun Thursday if you didn't celebrate. Winter is only 22 days away with Christmas 4 days later. 2006 seems to be flying by and hope that WTBT has made it a little more fun. Stay tuned for my end of the year lists and 2006 wrap-up. I hope that you enjoy this week's questions. I am hoping for a big turn-out this week so ask others to answer. Maybe this can become an even more cool site with new and interesting readers. Remember to post your answers in the comments section and you can be anonymous if you want to be.

A. What is one musical artist that you wish never ever recorded another song in your lifetime?

B. The lead singer from Stone Sour looks like Jeff Daniels from Dumb & Dumber in their new video Through the Glass. I can't say that is a look that I would have ever thought someone would want; what look do you hope to never ever have?

C. Finish this sentence... If you were a balloon you would_______.

Answers:

A. I think my answer would have to be Fergie as a solo artist. Her music is really some of the dumbest music ever recorded. They don't even have good beats. I think I hate her more than nails on the chalkboard.

B. I don't think that I would ever want to look like Moe from the Three Stooges. With the exception of Pete Rose no one has ever been able to pull off that haircut.

C. I would float around little kids so that they would have something to look at and enjoy, but I would fly away when they tried to catch me. That would allow me to entertain tons of children and not just one with grubby hands. :)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

WTBT Volume 75 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* Mark McGwire should not be in the Hall of Fame.
* the Pope seems to have dressed pretty hip for his goodwill/I screwed up visit to Turkey.
* it is shocking that Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock couldn't make it four months. Those crazy kids seemed like they had a future.
* Shaun Alexander is back and running like a monster again. The rest of the NFC should take notice.
* last night's episode of Heroes was extremely sad and you feel sorry for Hiro.
* John Kerry is last in likability and first in telling a bad joke.
* the Red Sox will probably regret trading Manny.
* Boston Legal continues to be one of the most entertaining shows on television and more people should watch it.
* it was sad that Junior Seau broke his arm, but when the Pats win another Super Bowl he will have earned his ring.
* sometimes you can dress like a man, but it might cause you trouble in nature.\
* you love the fact that the guy in the article was quoted as saying, "It's got no male utilities."
* it is fantastic that one article can say so many great things like "well developed rack" and not mean anything sexual.
* I could talk about this article for hours.

Monday, November 27, 2006

WTBT Volume 74 Series 2006

We're taking bets that...

* Thanksgiving Break is awesome, but never quite long enough.
* Tom Brady's side step of Brian Urlacher might be one of the plays of the year.
* you shudder to think what would have happened if Urlacher had actually tackled him.
* you are surprised at the amount of people that hate Rachael Ray.
* if you were an underdog this weekend you probably did pretty well.
* it is weird that everyone in retail is claiming great sales except Wal-Mart.
* you don't want to lose anything in this family because they will never find it.
* Greg Schiano should stay at Rutgers for as long as he possibly can.
* Stranger than Fiction is definitely a worthwhile movie.
* Michael Vick definitely screwed up by flipping off the fans after another disappointing loss.
* you shouldn't make a bet in South Carolina.
* UCLA is going to beat USC this weekend. You heard it hear first.
* making panda poop into paper is going to start giving other people ideas about other types of poop.
* you were amazed that they produced 55 lbs. of poop between just the two of them.
* Ben Wallace should worry more about playing basketball than how he looks with a headband on.
* sometimes crazy fans are just a little too crazy.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Paula Patton from Denzel's new movie Deja Vu. She is married to Alan Thicke's son robin. She is extremely cute with captivating eyes. Being in a movie with Denzel is always a good way to startdom.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

We're taking bets that you enjoyed some turkey today...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL THE WTBT READERS!!! I HOPE EACH & EVERYONE OF YOU HAS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR!!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

WTBT Volume 73 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* Polly Pocket just isn't the fun loving toy that she used to be.
* you never know what NY Giants team is going to sow up.
* if you have a problem with your penis blowing someone else's load is going to solve your problem.
* I probably could have done better with the last one, but I have had writer's block lately.
* Justin Morneau was a good pick for AL MVP no matter what anyone says.
* it takes balls to steal GWB's daughter's purse.
* the NFL Network is going to take a huge hit for televising games on Thursday night that no one can see.
* this 92 year old woman never thought she would die in a shoot-out.
* I can understand if the woman was scared, but didn't she know it was the police?
* every year a small part of you wants to go to your hometown football game on Thanksgiving Day.
* Dude Cigarette may be the scariest looking anti-smoke character you can find.
* it amazes you that the weirdest guys can marry 4 woman and normal guys have trouble getting a date.
* any time Duke gets beaten in basketball it makes me smile.
* it is even better when it is a team from the Big East that beats them.
* it is the best when UCONN beats them.
* if you are a man and you don't have a Laz-E Boy recliner you want to get one now.
* the loss of Robert Altman makes Hollywood a little less interesting.
* the Cowboys Tony Romo is quite a player and I don't mean on the football field I mean that he is dating Jessica Simpson.
* if you have a Toyota Camry (Like someone I know) you are psyched it won the Car of the Year for 2007.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

We're taking bets that Cosmo Kramer isn't funny anymore...

Open Letter to Michael Richards aka Kramer

Dear Michael,

Well your years of being hilarious are over. Granted you really have not done anything worthwhile in entertainment, but this really changes things. Your racist rant at the comedy club was as bad as Mel Gibson's except yours was caught on tape.

What I don't quite understand is your argument that you are not racist, but it was because you let your anger get the best of you. I have been angry numerous times in my life. I have also said many things that were hurtful to others when I was angry that I wish I could have taken back. Sadly I cannot and my hope is that my apologies were met with forgiveness and I would understand if they were not. With that being said I never was so angry racist comments came out of my mouth.

That is the biggest problem that I have. People who do not have racist thoughts do not spew racist words when they are angry. They may make fun of what you are wearing or what you look like physically (big ears, fat, lots of zits, etc.) but not racist terms. Now the biggest questions I pose to the readers of this blog. Does Kramer's ignorance make it harder to watch reruns of Seinfeld? I don't think it changes for me. Mainly because I don't believe that Seinfeld was a racist show. Mr. Kramer I think you have lost me as a fan of any of your work for now until the end of time. I think that you need counseling and sensitivity training. I am sorry to say that you are a racist and you need to change your ways.

Monday, November 20, 2006

WTBT Volume 72 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* I have a lot to say on this Monday.
* sometimes it is important that you don't get caught with your hands in your pants.
* the Patriots were like assassins against the Packers and put them out of their misery quickly.
* this story gives me a ton of faith in the US Coast Guard.
* you are now wondering if you could make a makeshift submarine.
* the amount of press that Tom & Katie's wedding got was a little ridiculous.
* this is a peace protest that even the most aggressive war monger can support.
* for most men that peace protest is an everyday goal and adventure.
* if you want some fun you should really go to their website.
* even if you are a Colts fan you are glad that they lost to the Cowboys. Now the pressure is off.
* the Nitendo Wii is going to be a much better gaming system than the PS3.
* it is always fun to catch up with friends.
* sometimes even the best cooks/bakers can't make a good cake. :)
* LaDainlian Tomlinson was absolutely awesome last night against the Broncos.
* he may become the best running back of all-time.
* you can't figure out why the US Mint keeps trying to get Americans to use the dollar coin.
* this is the funniest story of the week.
* you are not quite sure what it takes to be an experienced mushroom hunter, but I think that Dog the Bounty Hunter might be in trouble.
* the NBA season is going on and no one really seems to care right now.
* I am really hoping that my readers have something to say about the GlobalOrgasm.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Lauren Cohan who will be in the new classic Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj. She is a real cute woman who has great flowing hair. I think she is going to be most enjoyable and will be in a ton of creepy fake horror movies soon. Why? Because that is what happens to pretty young women in Hollywood.

Friday, November 17, 2006

We're taking bets that you love having a buddy...

Hello WTBT Readers!!! I am sorry this is late, but it has been a crazy week at the QU. I hope that you are all doing well and looking forward to turkey time. Any international readers I hope you enjoy some turkey too even though Thanksgiving isn't part of your country. I for one am tired of the drear that has occurred over the last 5 days. I crave the sun even though it blinds me in my office. I hope that you enjoy today's questions. I think they will allow for some fun and creativity. Ask others to answer. Make it a work thing.

A. People around the world love duos. Thelma & Louise, Calvin & Hobbes, Tango & Cash, Bill & Hillary just to name a few. What duo would you like to be the third in? Why?

B. If you are having Thanksgiving Dinner on Thursday what food will you not eat that you typically have on your Thanksgiving table?

C. What part of your body do you itch the most?

Answers:

A. I would love to be a part of the Snoopy, Woodstock, Greg Trio. Wouldn't it be awesome? I could help them torment the cat next door and they did some of the most fun things that I would now be a part of. Oh if only!

B. I refuse to eat gravy because it always has gross stuff in it that I do not want to know about. I would much rather eat non-lumpy gravy out of a can than the stuff my Mom makes. Don't get me wrong everything else is perfect.

C. For me I think it is my nose. I have a weird feeling that in a past life I was addicted to cocaine and that is why it itches.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

WTBT Volume 71 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* Red Sox fans are hoping that Daisuke Matsuzaka is worth $42 million.
* overt sexual activity is not good on a plane.
* you wish you had more private overt sexual activity.
* Bobby Knight did nothing wrong in touching his player in the face. People are too sensitive because it is Bobby Knight.
* throwing a chair and kicking a player is a hard reputation to live down.
* it is confusing that so much attention is on Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's wedding.
* Luke and Laura's wedding was cooler on General Hospital.
* deer are some badass MFers.
* the Patriots crappy field is no excuse to lose to the NY Jets.
* Alec Baldwin was hysterical on SNL this week. I think he should host every week.
* you are wondering why people are still talking about the Landis/Tour de France doping controversy.
* a small part of you is happy to see Colonel Sanders back in the KFC limelight.
* you have no idea why it is pronounced kernel and not colon-el.
* I am sure that my two best friends know why.
* that DayBreak is going to be a cooler Groundhog Day with the exception of the lack of Chris Elliott.
* Casino Royale is going to be the biggest Bond movie ever.
* Daniel Craig was the right choice for the new Bond.
* I really like Bond movies.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

With LOST on a 13 week hiatus some of us will have to turn to DayBreak to fill the void. Besides Taye Diggs there are a number of hot women on the show. Hottie Moon Bloodgood is one of them. She has quite a name and a really cute smile. I am hoping the show is a good as it's actors are hot. (Internet was down last night so this post is also late.)

Friday, November 10, 2006

WTBT Volume 70 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* Red Sox fans are excited Keith Foulke declined his option to come back next year.
* 13 weeks without LOST are 13 unhappy weeks.
* you gotta love that drunken frat boys that get duped.
* Rutgers could start being a national football power after there performance this year.
* sometimes you are just too tired to do anything.
* Grey's Anatomy is getting a little campy.
* I forgot to hit publish on Friday so this is a little late.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

We're taking bets that it is nice to have a twin...

Hello WTBT Readers!!! I hope that you are enjoying yourselves. It is question time and I have a few fun questions for everyone to answer. I am hoping for a good turn out this week so invite others to answer. Post your answers in the comments section. Have fun and thanks for reading!!!

A. Do you have an identical twin or do you wish you had one? Why or why not?

B. What is the last thing that made you smile so much that you noticed yourself smiling?

C. If you could give any animal species the power to talk what animal would you choose and why?

Answers:

A. I would love to have a twin because you would always have a co-conspirator in life. You could have fun or get in trouble together and never have to worry about having at least one friend. I am sure there are tons of troubles, but I think that would make life a little easier.

B. I was watching a small child stick his tongue out at his mom and go "Pbbbttt!" It was real cute and made me smile from ear to ear.

C. I think I would give birds the ability to talk because they travel the most. I am sure they have some very interesting stories.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

We're taking bets that K-Fed had it coming...

Here are a couple of observations of the last couple of days.

* Britney has finally decided to divorce K-Fed. I would love to get e-mails from all of the people around the world that are shocked by this news. If I have more than 5 e-mails I would be stunned. On a side note she looked hot again on Letterman the other night.

* GWB is going to have a rough couple of years. The Democrats have spoken and arguing is going to reach an all-time high in US politics. It was also kind of fun to see Rumsfeld get out while the ship is sinking. The Titanic captain he is not. More like the guy who shot himself while trying to get people off of the ship.

* the University of Miami Hurricanes football team has really turned out to be a bunch of thugs. There was the fight with FIU. Many of their players have criminal records and sadly one of their best role models was killed for apparently no reason. Somebody needs to change the system and the only one who can do it is the coach, Larry Coker. His last name just tells me he probably isn't the guy for the job.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

WTBT Volume 69 Series 2006....

We're taking bets that...

* it may be childish but Irina Slutskaya's last name makes me giggle.
* you are glad she isn't retiring because it will continue to make me giggle.
* you are wondering how many of these I can end in make me giggle.
* voting is the right thing to do today if you are an American over the age of 18.
* New Mexican cops really are sensitive to the taste of marijuana.
* you are not sure that they should be called New Mexicans.
* although fire codes are there for your safety they sometimes don't make sense.
* you can't believe that I am defending Duke basketball.
* Faith Hill made a bad joke on the CMA's and looked a little petty when she acted like she was upset when she lost to Carrie Underwood.
* I still am secretly in love with Faith Hill and that will never change unless she kills someone.
* the Michigan/OSU game is going to be one for the ages.
* I am pretty sure that unloading your gun while driving is not safe.
* it is not cool to be a prankster any more.
* you are glad a judge had sense to tell Britney Spears she has put her sex life in the public eye and US Weekly is just reporting on it.
* the Raiders really were awful last night and probably would have been beaten by most Top 10 college football teams.
* last night's episode of Heroes was a little dull, but the scenes from the next episode were pretty cool.
* you better hope you don't look or act like a jet-lagged mouse.
* Oakland is getting screwed by the A's.

Monday, November 06, 2006

WTBT Volume 68 Series 2006...

We're taking bets that...

* you should vote tomorrow because it is your right as an American.
* happiness is no more political TV/Radio ads.
* the Patriots should have run the ball more against the Colts.
* this guy probably loves proctology exams. (Thanks Dan for this link.)
* Norte Dame might be a great offensive football team, but their defense is a little suspect.
* it amazes you that a ship as big as the USS Intrepid could get stuck in the mud.
* I am sure Borat is funny, but it probably makes you uncomfortable too.
* it is weird that it seems like everytime a team is undefeated in football late in the season they have to play Miami and then they lose.
* Lance Armstrong continues to amaze be finishing the NYC marathon in under 3 hours.
* Waffle House is even less appealing after this nude argument.
* thankfully it is autumn and the guy didn't have leather seats in his nude car chase.
* you were kind of excited that Nora and Carolyn were killed on Desperate Housewives. It finally made the show interesting for men.
* this story makes me once bitten, twice shy.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Catalina Sandino Moreno who first gained fame with Maria Full of Grace will be seen in a new movie Fast Food Nation. It is an adaptation of the famous book. She will be as usually. It is surprising you don't see her in more American movies.

Friday, November 03, 2006

We're taking bets that everyone loves to fly a kite...

Hello Everyone!!! I apologize for being a day late with my questions. Sometimes weeks are busier than others and you just can't find time to blog. I hope you enjoy these questions. They are of the simple and fun variety. Ask others to reply because the more the merrier.

A. What play activity as a child such as kite flying do you wish you did more often as an adult?

B. If you could fly in a hot-air balloon over any city in the world, what city would you choose? Why?

C. What is your favorite word to say out loud? Why?

Answers:

A. I really miss playing hide and seek. Adults never seem to play this game unless it is paintball and they can shoot someone. I was really good at hiding.

B. I think I would choose Shanghai in China because it is China's largest city. It has great buildings and you would be able to see so many people just by floating over them.

C. Debacle because it means so many things and sounds real cool. :)

Thursday, November 02, 2006

We're taking bets that somedays you just don't have the time...

Due to unforseen circumstances the normal Thursday question will arrive tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience to my dedicated readers.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

We're taking bets that music can be soothing...

Here are the 20 songs I am currently listening to over and over. Hopefully you will find a legal way to listen to these songs and enjoy them. :)

1. Tell Me - Diddy ft. Christina Aguilera
2. Follow Through - Gavin DeGraw
3. John Mellencamp - Our Country
4. Dreaming with a Broken Heart - John Mayer
5. It's a Wild World - Cat Stevens
6. The Saints are Coming - U2 & Green Day
7. Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
8. Suddenly I See - K.T. Tunstall
9. Sympathize - Amos Lee
10. Let's Go Out to the Kitchen - 80's Commercial
11. The Thrill of It - Robert Randolph and the Family Band
12. Losing My Way - Justin Timberlake
13. Dem Jeans - Chingy
14. Peaceful World - John Mellencamp
15. Mandolin Moon - Sister Hazel
16. Here It Goes Again - Ok Go
17. Goodbye My Lover - James Blunt
18. Boston - Augustana
19. Somebody More Like You - Nickelcreek
20. Don't Pass Me By - The Beatles