Thursday, January 20, 2011

We're taking bets that this is the world we live in...

Here are a couple of thoughts I have about things that have happened the last few days.

* So I was briefly watching the new woman talk show The Talk on CBS. They showed the clip of the girl falling into the mall pool while texting. They all were appalled that it was the security guards put the tape on YouTube. They even said that they should have been keeping the mall secure. Now I am pretty impressed they were watching the video tape. Doesn't that mean they were keeping the mall secure? How can they be surprised that this was posted on the internet? We have had America's Funniest Home Videos since we all thought the Olsen twins were cute. Stuff like this is funny and one of the best things we do is commentate things that happen. Remember Mystery Science 3000? It made bad movies funny. This was funny and she was texting. If it was a video of her walking into a baby carriage knocking over a child you would be appalled and yelling about the evils of technology. But God forbid someone makes fun of someone falling into a mall pool. When I was a little kid my younger Uncle (yes I have an uncle who is younger than me) and he fell into the Holyoke Mall fountain (yes they used to have fountains). If I had that on video I would have put it on the internet (no there was no internet at that time. Al Gore hadn't invented it yet.). Just thinking about it puts a smile on my face. I believe that we have too many talk shows that try to scare people or try to act like the people on the show have higher moral character than the rest of us. Falling into a pool is funny 99.5 % of the time especially if no one really gets hurt.

* Have you seen the new CBS Cares commercial for checking for testicular cancer? I believe this is an important topic and all men should check their boys for any issues, but come on, "Give the gift of the family jewels," for Valentine's Day. The guy is in a creepy silk robe and looks like he is a cheap porn star. (I bet many of you are wondering what I know about cheap porn) I don't know one person that will actually go to the website to check about testicular cancer. At least NBC's "The More You Know..." campaign actually taught you something. How do I check? What do I do? Who do I see? The only positive thing I can think of is that I am talking about this and maybe it will save a life for someone who reads this blog like James Lipscomb or Brian Walach when they check their balls for irregularities. CBSCares... I think not.

* Did you see the kid Jacee Badeaux on American Idol tonight? He was absolutely amazing. He was only 15 and he put Bieber to shame. His rendition of "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" actually gave me chills. I know they are being a lot nicer on AI this year, but I actually think they might get a singing star out of this competition. They are working hard to try to get a pop star the likes of Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson. Now Steven Tyler completely freaks me out, but he says some funny stuff and JLo is nuturing like Paula Abdul was. I think they tried to find two stars that had the best parts of her to bring the show back. The weird thing about this year's AI is that Randy's kind of being an asshole. Maybe we didn't realize because there was Simon, but he is truly being the mean one. I don't know if it fits him, but I keep waiting him to make an offensive comment that is going to put him in hot water. Are you watching AI this year? What do you think?

* We all know that music videos have pretty much died and were buried. I miss videos like Genesis' "Land of Confusion" or Human League's "Don't You Want Me". I mean they were weird, but at least there was some imagination and creativity. I really feel that P!nk is the only person really making good music videos today. Have you seen her new music video for F@#kin Perfect? It is jarring and amazing. It makes me appreciate her song even more than I did because I am able to understand the song better. That is what the best videos did. Why can't we have that anymore? I guess what I have come to realize is that P!nk is one of my heroes. She has found a way to say what needs to be said in a way that millions of people can hear it and feel empowered. Just read what she wrote about the video she made below. It's raw truth brings me to tears and deals with a topic many of us are too afraid to talk about. If I can do for one person what P!nk has done for me I will be able to leave this earth fulfilled.


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