Tuesday, March 22, 2005

We're taking bets that the water is too cold to go in...

CBS is the #1 station in America right now. With that said do they believe that we will watch any crap that we put on? Sunday night they played Spring Break Shark Attack. They promoed the hell out of it during basketball coverage and the big ploy was that Shannon Lucio of "The OC" was in it. I am pretty sure that is not a good thing.

Did anyone watch it? How the hell did imdb users rate it 7.1? Did 9 computer geeks watch it and see cleavage for the first times in their lives? Were they crazy sharks attracted to No-Ad suntan oil? Could they smell the testosterone in the water and therefore easily attack innocent males? If you see 50+ sharks in the water don't you think it is time to get out?

Remember back when made for TV movies were about popular TV teens at camp getting into trouble. Are those shows only on Disney Channel anymore? I bet there was not one awkward moment with a nerdy kid. I bet that you didn't almost see boobies of the beautiful blond. I say that we need to bring back fun made for TV movies with Chad Michael Murray and Rachel Bilson as camp counselors. That would get people watching. Not killer sharks attacking Spring Breakers. Unless they killed Mischa Barton and Hilary Duff because they really bug me.

2 comments:

P McT said...

Sadly, I must say I did watch about a half hour of this "movie" and though I will never be able to get that time back...it was funny watching stupid co-eds trapped on an island trying to figure out who slipped the OC chick roofies

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