Open Letter to Ryan Phillippe, Chad Lowe, and any male whose partner is more successful than he,
Dear Gentleman,
There is no need for you to be upset by your partner's fame. We are in the 21st century and women have the right to be successful. So you aren't the main breadwinner of your family. Who the flock cares? Don't go getting all jealous or starting doing drugs or even worse cheat. It is then you that looks like the fool and not the wife.
Chad you had to know that the height of your success was Teen Beat in the 80's and Life Goes On in the early 90's. Even on Life Goes On you were second fiddle to an actor with a disability and Kelli Martin (who still can't act except when she was killed on ER, which I thought was pretty good.) I know you won an Emmy, but that was 17 years ago. What have you done for anyone lately. So Hillary forgot your name get over it and get off the drugs. It is never going to be better than that.
Reese won an Oscar because she is a good actor Ryan and you really aren't. There are not too many Cruel Intention roles out there for you. You have two children and you possibly could be a great character actor that gets remembered like Ron Howard's brother Clint. I really hope you did not cheat because that would make you a stupid bastard. You got two kids buddy.
Lance I know you are not married Reichen, but you have to realize that he is going to be more successful than you over time. Look at the guy. Just go with the flow and accept it. (Smile Pascha this is just for you.)
If anyone else happens to have problem with their wife's fame and fortune why don't you give them my phone number. I don't care. I will have a sugar momma and do a job I love because I can. You people are actors not scientists who cure cancer. Life cannot be that stressful. Get over yourselves and apologize to these women.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
WTBT Volume 67 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* just about nothing is creepier than the Alabama kid admitting to raping his own mom.
* Boston lost one of it's biggest sports legends ever with the passing of Red Auerbach.
* sometimes you just need to be serious.
* you have to love David Letterman for continuing to stick it to Bill O'Reilly.
* Republicans won't love it, but they should.
* this may be one of the shortest WTBT I have ever done.
* just about nothing is creepier than the Alabama kid admitting to raping his own mom.
* Boston lost one of it's biggest sports legends ever with the passing of Red Auerbach.
* sometimes you just need to be serious.
* you have to love David Letterman for continuing to stick it to Bill O'Reilly.
* Republicans won't love it, but they should.
* this may be one of the shortest WTBT I have ever done.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls is one of the hottest women on the planet. Everything about her screams gorgeous. She has an unbelievable voice and seductive smile that makes even gay men melt. She may become an all-time hottie if her fame continues to grow. With that voice and that body I don't think she can miss. Check her out in Diddy's video for Come to Me. WoW!!! 
Friday, October 27, 2006
WTBT Volume 66 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* shirts are sometimes optional when playing golf.
* you are surprised that New Jersey is the second state to actually recognize gay couple's rights.
* I am hoping they actually get around and pass gay marriage there as well.
* T.O. is part of the reason why Drew Bledsoe got benched.
* the fastest mouth has to be good for other things than talking.
* you are trying to figure out if I was being disgusting or not in that last statement.
* the Tigers are in trouble, but they still will win if they get back to Detroit.
* you are hoping they catch the arsonist for the California fire and have a public hanging.
* maybe you aren't hoping for a hanging, but I sure am.
* you are kind of glad that Nicole Richie is getting help to gain some weight.
* even if she gains some weight she still won't be pretty.
* the makers of South Park are geniuses, but the Croc Hunter joke was a little to early.
* the Padres are going to regret letting Bruce Bochy go.
* somedays even Captain Underpants cannot come to the rescue.
* shirts are sometimes optional when playing golf.
* you are surprised that New Jersey is the second state to actually recognize gay couple's rights.
* I am hoping they actually get around and pass gay marriage there as well.
* T.O. is part of the reason why Drew Bledsoe got benched.
* the fastest mouth has to be good for other things than talking.
* you are trying to figure out if I was being disgusting or not in that last statement.
* the Tigers are in trouble, but they still will win if they get back to Detroit.
* you are hoping they catch the arsonist for the California fire and have a public hanging.
* maybe you aren't hoping for a hanging, but I sure am.
* you are kind of glad that Nicole Richie is getting help to gain some weight.
* even if she gains some weight she still won't be pretty.
* the makers of South Park are geniuses, but the Croc Hunter joke was a little to early.
* the Padres are going to regret letting Bruce Bochy go.
* somedays even Captain Underpants cannot come to the rescue.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
We're taking bets that Rush Limbaugh is an ass...
Hello everyone!!! Thursday is here and winter is knocking on the door in the New England area. I hope that all our readers around the world are keeping warm and having wonderful experiences. Today's questions are not political at all; I am just stating a fact with the title. I hope that you enjoy the questions and get others to answer. You can post anonymously and it is fun time to read others responses. Have fun!
A. Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox who has Parkinson's disease(since 1991) of not taking his medication or overplaying the effects of the disease in a political ad supporting a candidate who supports stem cell research. I don't care what your political views are because Rush is an asshole for even beginning to suggest that someone who has a debilitating disease with no cure is exaggerating. Who do you think is the biggest asshole celebrity today? (remember politicians are considered celebrities these days)
B. Who is the last celebrity that you would want to run into in a dark alley?
C. What has been the craziest thing over the last two weeks... Madonna's weird almost British accent on Oprah(sorry I can't find a clip yet) or Tara Reid constantly talking about her botched boob job or Britney & K-Fed misleading the American public on their new child's name? Why?
Answers:
A. To me it has to be Jerry Falwell. He says more racist, bigoted crap than anyone on the planet. He has a right to his opinion, but usually it is just ignorant.
B. I think that would be Mike Tyson. You have no idea what he is going to do from one moment to the next.
C. It has to be Madonna's fake accent. She grew up in Detroit not London. I know that she has been living in England for a while, but her interview with Oprah was ridiculous. She sounded more like the late great Crocodile Hunter than someone from England.
A. Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox who has Parkinson's disease(since 1991) of not taking his medication or overplaying the effects of the disease in a political ad supporting a candidate who supports stem cell research. I don't care what your political views are because Rush is an asshole for even beginning to suggest that someone who has a debilitating disease with no cure is exaggerating. Who do you think is the biggest asshole celebrity today? (remember politicians are considered celebrities these days)
B. Who is the last celebrity that you would want to run into in a dark alley?
C. What has been the craziest thing over the last two weeks... Madonna's weird almost British accent on Oprah(sorry I can't find a clip yet) or Tara Reid constantly talking about her botched boob job or Britney & K-Fed misleading the American public on their new child's name? Why?
Answers:
A. To me it has to be Jerry Falwell. He says more racist, bigoted crap than anyone on the planet. He has a right to his opinion, but usually it is just ignorant.
B. I think that would be Mike Tyson. You have no idea what he is going to do from one moment to the next.
C. It has to be Madonna's fake accent. She grew up in Detroit not London. I know that she has been living in England for a while, but her interview with Oprah was ridiculous. She sounded more like the late great Crocodile Hunter than someone from England.
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
We're taking bets that sometimes advertising just isn't appropriate...
Open Letter to the makers of Cocaine Energy Drinks
Dear Cocaine Energy Drink makers,
I applaud you for trying to be different. Naming your product after a deadly and addicting drug is definitely different. 7-Eleven was stupid enough to stock your product and at some point was smart enough to come to their senses. This is a wicked bad idea. (Yes I used wicked, I am from New England it is our thing.) It reminds me of the old SNL skit featuring Dan Ackroyd and Bag-O-Glass. It's a bad idea to name your product Cocaine.
Hey kids get in line for newest popsicles Crack. All the energy and none of the side-effects. Maybe we could even start Atomic Bomb the Cereal with explosions in every bite or even better we could have Terrorist a new drink from the makers of Coca-Cola... It's like suicide bombing in a bottle. Oh wait that goes too far? Cocaine Energy drink goes too far as well. It is offensive and not the least bit funny.
I understand you are trying to sell a product and get your name out there, but you do have a responsibility to be decent to the public. People can complain all they want about free speech, but this is too far. You are not being decent with this product name. It's like if Madonna was trying to steal a baby from an orphanage... a member of the House of Representatives propositioning a teenager... I mean Tara Reid having normal boobs. Well maybe I can't come up with a fictional example of something that is bad, but you need to find a better name. How about Arriba Arriba and you could have Speedy Gonzalez as your spokesmouse? Maybe my few readers have some ideas.
Dear Cocaine Energy Drink makers,
I applaud you for trying to be different. Naming your product after a deadly and addicting drug is definitely different. 7-Eleven was stupid enough to stock your product and at some point was smart enough to come to their senses. This is a wicked bad idea. (Yes I used wicked, I am from New England it is our thing.) It reminds me of the old SNL skit featuring Dan Ackroyd and Bag-O-Glass. It's a bad idea to name your product Cocaine.
Hey kids get in line for newest popsicles Crack. All the energy and none of the side-effects. Maybe we could even start Atomic Bomb the Cereal with explosions in every bite or even better we could have Terrorist a new drink from the makers of Coca-Cola... It's like suicide bombing in a bottle. Oh wait that goes too far? Cocaine Energy drink goes too far as well. It is offensive and not the least bit funny.
I understand you are trying to sell a product and get your name out there, but you do have a responsibility to be decent to the public. People can complain all they want about free speech, but this is too far. You are not being decent with this product name. It's like if Madonna was trying to steal a baby from an orphanage... a member of the House of Representatives propositioning a teenager... I mean Tara Reid having normal boobs. Well maybe I can't come up with a fictional example of something that is bad, but you need to find a better name. How about Arriba Arriba and you could have Speedy Gonzalez as your spokesmouse? Maybe my few readers have some ideas.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
WTBT Volume 65 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* it is fun to compare good and bad ideas.
* Drew Bledsoe is going to retire soon.
* it is weird that no one knows the real name of Britney Spears' baby.
* saving a little fat dog is better than fishing.
* the Seahawks are really in trouble with out Hasselbeck and Alexander.
* making fun of someone's looks is not going to win you an election.
* being naked in your window is okay unless you are stuck in the window.
* the Buffalo Sabres are 9-0 and most of the sport world doesn't care.
* Heroes is quickly becoming the most addicting show on television.
* it is fun to compare good and bad ideas.
* Drew Bledsoe is going to retire soon.
* it is weird that no one knows the real name of Britney Spears' baby.
* saving a little fat dog is better than fishing.
* the Seahawks are really in trouble with out Hasselbeck and Alexander.
* making fun of someone's looks is not going to win you an election.
* being naked in your window is okay unless you are stuck in the window.
* the Buffalo Sabres are 9-0 and most of the sport world doesn't care.
* Heroes is quickly becoming the most addicting show on television.
Monday, October 23, 2006
WTBT Volume 64 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* Kenny Rogers seems to be pitching pretty well since he got his hand dirty.
* despite the fact that Ken Lay is dead does not mean his conviction means any less and shouldn't have been dismissed by the judge.
* Chicken Little should have been looking for blue toilet ice when watching for the sky to fall.
* the Falcons/Steelers game was unbelievably exciting to watch.
* if you care at all about Madonna's adoption then you should watch Oprah on Wednesday.
* the finding of more human remains at Ground Zero is a little disturbing since it has been over 5 years.
* the only thing that can top a game-winning no time on the clock 53 yard field goal is a game-winning no time on the clock 62 yard field goal.
* if you hear someone else from the White House say, "Stay the Course." when referring to Iraq you are going to punch a Republican.
* the Patriots might be boring, but they win.
* Boston is finally famous for pumpkins.
* Kenny Rogers seems to be pitching pretty well since he got his hand dirty.
* despite the fact that Ken Lay is dead does not mean his conviction means any less and shouldn't have been dismissed by the judge.
* Chicken Little should have been looking for blue toilet ice when watching for the sky to fall.
* the Falcons/Steelers game was unbelievably exciting to watch.
* if you care at all about Madonna's adoption then you should watch Oprah on Wednesday.
* the finding of more human remains at Ground Zero is a little disturbing since it has been over 5 years.
* the only thing that can top a game-winning no time on the clock 53 yard field goal is a game-winning no time on the clock 62 yard field goal.
* if you hear someone else from the White House say, "Stay the Course." when referring to Iraq you are going to punch a Republican.
* the Patriots might be boring, but they win.
* Boston is finally famous for pumpkins.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Red Fraggle is going to be coming back. Alright Red Fraggle isn't really a hottie or a person for that matter, but this just goes to show how excited I am about the live action Fraggle Rock movie. This was a wonderful show that had 96 episodes in the mid eighties and should be enjoyed by kids today as well as adults. I am so glad there is a potential Muppet comeback because as I have said before the world needs more Muppets. :)
Friday, October 20, 2006
WTBT Volume 63 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* it isn't cool or Van Damme to rip down a bathroom stall door.
* the Boston Celtics need players who are not involved in shootings.
* you were shocked to hear that T.R. Knight (aka George) from Grey's Anatomy was gay.
* it doesn't matter that he is gay, but many hearts were broken.
* the Mets just didn't have the pitching to make the World Series this year.
* these stingray attacks are kind of freaky.
* the best headline of the last 48 hours was "Priest admits to "nude hijinks" with Foley."
* the prison pooper has gotten away.
* Endy Chavez's catch in the NLCS was one of the ten best catches ever in the play-offs.
* Willie Mays and Dwight Evans are #1 and #2.
* North Korea's Kim saying sorry is a little worrisome.
* the Bruins might actually turn it around after last night's come from behind win.
* this article is laugh out loud and needs no punchline.
* the best line of the entire article is the last one.
* you are happy Bobby Knight will be coaching for at least 6 more years.
* sometimes you need to be afraid of wild animals no matter how cute they look.
* the Tigers are going to win the World Series in 6 games.
* Lionel Richie might be a porn star because he can go all night long.
* it isn't cool or Van Damme to rip down a bathroom stall door.
* the Boston Celtics need players who are not involved in shootings.
* you were shocked to hear that T.R. Knight (aka George) from Grey's Anatomy was gay.
* it doesn't matter that he is gay, but many hearts were broken.
* the Mets just didn't have the pitching to make the World Series this year.
* these stingray attacks are kind of freaky.
* the best headline of the last 48 hours was "Priest admits to "nude hijinks" with Foley."
* the prison pooper has gotten away.
* Endy Chavez's catch in the NLCS was one of the ten best catches ever in the play-offs.
* Willie Mays and Dwight Evans are #1 and #2.
* North Korea's Kim saying sorry is a little worrisome.
* the Bruins might actually turn it around after last night's come from behind win.
* this article is laugh out loud and needs no punchline.
* the best line of the entire article is the last one.
* you are happy Bobby Knight will be coaching for at least 6 more years.
* sometimes you need to be afraid of wild animals no matter how cute they look.
* the Tigers are going to win the World Series in 6 games.
* Lionel Richie might be a porn star because he can go all night long.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
We're taking bets that you can tell me anything...
Hello WTBT Readers!!! I hope that you are all having a splendid week. The weather is actually kind of balmy for mid October and is about 70 degrees here in Southern New England. Halloween is right around the corner so I have a couple of related questions. I hope that you enjoy them. Remember to post your answers in the comments section and you can be anonymous if you have to. Invite others to join in as it is always more fun with more people. Talk to you all soon.
A. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as? Assume that it is a sophisticated party and superheroes or cartoon characters were out.
B. What is your favorite candy that seems to only be around during Halloween?
C. What fictional character scares you the most?
Answers:
A. I think that I would go as Teddy Roosevelt because I really think I could pull him off. I mean I did play him when I acted in college during Arsenic and Old Lace. I think he is sophisticated and a little bit adventurous.
B. I love the Reese's Halloween Peanut Butter Pumpkins. They are even better than Peanut Butter Cups and that really doesn't see possible. I pity anyone who says Candy Corn because you can only eat like 15 of them before you never want them again.
C. For me it still has to be the Wicked Witch of the West. Even just thinking about her gives me the chills.
A. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as? Assume that it is a sophisticated party and superheroes or cartoon characters were out.
B. What is your favorite candy that seems to only be around during Halloween?
C. What fictional character scares you the most?
Answers:
A. I think that I would go as Teddy Roosevelt because I really think I could pull him off. I mean I did play him when I acted in college during Arsenic and Old Lace. I think he is sophisticated and a little bit adventurous.
B. I love the Reese's Halloween Peanut Butter Pumpkins. They are even better than Peanut Butter Cups and that really doesn't see possible. I pity anyone who says Candy Corn because you can only eat like 15 of them before you never want them again.
C. For me it still has to be the Wicked Witch of the West. Even just thinking about her gives me the chills.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
WTBT Volume 62 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* it is so hard to dress for a New England autumn.
* most Democrats have been waiting for the Lame Duck era to begin for GWB and it is finally here.
* you are tired of hearing about Madonna and the African baby.
* Madonna is no Angelina Jolie.
* the Cardinals are going to need a gem by Chris Carpenter tonight to go to the World Series.
* if you can watch the Flavor of Love reunion next week it will be completely worth it.
* you have not lived until you attend the Turkey Testicle Festival.
* Dennis Green's press conference meltdown was riveting TV.
* 30 years ago you never would have thought the US would be willing to defend Japan.
* you are excited to hear that they will be eliminating some tolls on the Massachusetts Turnpike.
* you are pissed if you live west of 128 and still will have to pay tolls.
* I may be a little harsh about the Arizona Cardinals, but they really need to have a winning team some day. They are one of only 6 teams that have never played in a Super Bowl and 3 of those teams are less than 12 years old.
* our society died a little bit today when the game of TAG has been banned from recess. What's next no more swings or even kickball?
* no one is surprised that Cracker Barrel discriminated against blacks.
* it is so hard to dress for a New England autumn.
* most Democrats have been waiting for the Lame Duck era to begin for GWB and it is finally here.
* you are tired of hearing about Madonna and the African baby.
* Madonna is no Angelina Jolie.
* the Cardinals are going to need a gem by Chris Carpenter tonight to go to the World Series.
* if you can watch the Flavor of Love reunion next week it will be completely worth it.
* you have not lived until you attend the Turkey Testicle Festival.
* Dennis Green's press conference meltdown was riveting TV.
* 30 years ago you never would have thought the US would be willing to defend Japan.
* you are excited to hear that they will be eliminating some tolls on the Massachusetts Turnpike.
* you are pissed if you live west of 128 and still will have to pay tolls.
* I may be a little harsh about the Arizona Cardinals, but they really need to have a winning team some day. They are one of only 6 teams that have never played in a Super Bowl and 3 of those teams are less than 12 years old.
* our society died a little bit today when the game of TAG has been banned from recess. What's next no more swings or even kickball?
* no one is surprised that Cracker Barrel discriminated against blacks.
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
WTBT Volume 61 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* the Arizona Cardinals will always be losers and last night proved it.
* Heroes is hands down the best new show on TV.
* you better eat your fish to be healthier.
* North Korea isn't afraid of war, but I think most Americans are.
* you are tired of political ads on TV.
* political attack ads were supposed to get reduced, but they really are at their highest.
* the Miami/FIU fight was one of the most crazy things you have ever seen in a college football game.
* this is the most heroic dog ever.
* cats overall are stupid.
* I will have a lot of angry cat people after that last comment.
* the only reason the Mets have a chance at the World Series is the rain will give Tom Glavine more days rest.
* you hate when things like no bras are frowned upon in prisons.
* other than the writer of the above article noone really use the term, "frowned upon" any more.
* boobs can cause accidents.
* this is my first ever blog post with two boob stories.
* the Crocodile Hunter will live on in his daughter.
* the Arizona Cardinals will always be losers and last night proved it.
* Heroes is hands down the best new show on TV.
* you better eat your fish to be healthier.
* North Korea isn't afraid of war, but I think most Americans are.
* you are tired of political ads on TV.
* political attack ads were supposed to get reduced, but they really are at their highest.
* the Miami/FIU fight was one of the most crazy things you have ever seen in a college football game.
* this is the most heroic dog ever.
* cats overall are stupid.
* I will have a lot of angry cat people after that last comment.
* the only reason the Mets have a chance at the World Series is the rain will give Tom Glavine more days rest.
* you hate when things like no bras are frowned upon in prisons.
* other than the writer of the above article noone really use the term, "frowned upon" any more.
* boobs can cause accidents.
* this is my first ever blog post with two boob stories.
* the Crocodile Hunter will live on in his daughter.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Adrianne Palicki of NBC's new Friday Night Lights is smoking hot. Although she plays a teenager on TV she is actually 23 years old. She has some of the best lips since a certain Jolie came on the scene. Her character is a little slutty, but this is a wholesome girl from Toldeo, OH; the same h9metown of wholesome Katie Holmes. There is no way she does not become a hugenormus star I Just wish there were a lot more pictures of her on the internet. 
Friday, October 13, 2006
We're taking bets that you don't want to live in Buffalo today...
We're taking bets that...
* 14 inches to 2 feet of snow in October is way too much.
* it is always nice to have a recipe from something pumpkin.
* it is sad that Sara Evan had to file for divorce so publicly with Dancing with the Stars.
* sometimes it pays to walk-on as a college football player.
* you should post pictures of a dismembered body on your myspace page if you are a cop.
* you were excited watching the previews for next week's episode of LOST because Hurley's back.
* the Mets are going to miss Cliff Floyd if his injury removes him from the playoffs.
* it is nice to see college students rising up to something they believe in.
* it is amazing that our hearing abled students can't always figure out the proper way to do this.
* the Pacers Stephen Jackson deserves to go to jail for all the trouble he gets into.
* messing with grandma is going to get you in trouble.
* you are getting tired of people saying, "it is what it is."
* sometimes you just gotta go and sometimes you just can't.
* you like the NBA's new whiner rule.
* this is why you don't fuck with the babysitter.
* it's weird that this babysitter had her bear hunting license.
* seeing Mel Gibson on Good Morning America doesn't make him any less of a bigot.
* if Cory Lidle's plane crashed into a highrise in Cincinnati it wouldn't be covered by the press as a big deal.
* you are excited about two 80's comebacks for next year - Revenge of the Nerds and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* 14 inches to 2 feet of snow in October is way too much.
* it is always nice to have a recipe from something pumpkin.
* it is sad that Sara Evan had to file for divorce so publicly with Dancing with the Stars.
* sometimes it pays to walk-on as a college football player.
* you should post pictures of a dismembered body on your myspace page if you are a cop.
* you were excited watching the previews for next week's episode of LOST because Hurley's back.
* the Mets are going to miss Cliff Floyd if his injury removes him from the playoffs.
* it is nice to see college students rising up to something they believe in.
* it is amazing that our hearing abled students can't always figure out the proper way to do this.
* the Pacers Stephen Jackson deserves to go to jail for all the trouble he gets into.
* messing with grandma is going to get you in trouble.
* you are getting tired of people saying, "it is what it is."
* sometimes you just gotta go and sometimes you just can't.
* you like the NBA's new whiner rule.
* this is why you don't fuck with the babysitter.
* it's weird that this babysitter had her bear hunting license.
* seeing Mel Gibson on Good Morning America doesn't make him any less of a bigot.
* if Cory Lidle's plane crashed into a highrise in Cincinnati it wouldn't be covered by the press as a big deal.
* you are excited about two 80's comebacks for next year - Revenge of the Nerds and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
We're taking bets that fruit is good for you...
Hello WTBT Readers!!! How is everyone doing? The leaves are quickly falling off of the trees and the colder weather is slowly moving in. I hope that autumn can hold on for a while as I am not quite ready for winter to be here. Here are a few questions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Don't forget you can answer anonymously and invite others to join in the fun. Have a great weekend.
A. What is your favorite type of berry?
B. If you were going to write a novel and did have any idea of the content and you were told by the publisher that you needed to have the title first, what would the title be?
C. You have had a few drinks (or maybe a ton) and you are looking at the bar menu; what munchies do you want to eat right then and there? (Remember it is a bar menu and not a full course meal.)
Answers:
A. While this is a tough choice I cannot imagine a world without strawberries. They are so delicious and look kind of fun.
B. Turtle Poop: The story of an odd boy
C. For me it has to be loaded cheese fries. They are the best drunk munchies in the world. I think it is the extra side of grease that they come with that make them so yummy.
A. What is your favorite type of berry?
B. If you were going to write a novel and did have any idea of the content and you were told by the publisher that you needed to have the title first, what would the title be?
C. You have had a few drinks (or maybe a ton) and you are looking at the bar menu; what munchies do you want to eat right then and there? (Remember it is a bar menu and not a full course meal.)
Answers:
A. While this is a tough choice I cannot imagine a world without strawberries. They are so delicious and look kind of fun.
B. Turtle Poop: The story of an odd boy
C. For me it has to be loaded cheese fries. They are the best drunk munchies in the world. I think it is the extra side of grease that they come with that make them so yummy.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
We're taking bets that bottles should open...
Open Letter to the Makers of Aquafina Bottles,
Dear Aquafina Bottle Makers,
For the second time in less than a week I have purchased a bottle of your delicious water and for the second time I cannot open it without the help of tools. I needed pliers, scissors and a machete to be able to drink your product.
I understand that you are one of the few bottlers of water that puts a seal on the product. I understand that more than 3 oz. of water cannot be brought on planes because of security risks. You want your product to be secure and safe; which is very admirable. What I don't understand is the fact that I can get into a bottle of aspirin, Prozac, or crack cocaine, but I cannot drink your product.
It does say on your bottle not to drink if the seal is broken, but how would I be able to even know if the seal was broken. I cannot even get the top off. I know that some of you are laughing and saying that I am a weakling, but I had numerous people (men & women) try to open the bottle. One person even suggested I poke a hole in the side and shotgun it like a beer. Now I almost cut myself opening the bottle and sure I could have returned it, but I was on a mission.
Is it possible that you make your bottle tops so that they can be opened by 6 year olds? If you are wondering why I chose 6 year olds, it is because they are now in school and should be able to open certain things on their own. I mean juice boxes can be opened by 2 year olds with a little bit of dexterity and a pointy straw. It will make our lives a lot easier. Thank you for being concerned about our safety, I am going to eat some spinach now. I hope that is safe. :)
Dear Aquafina Bottle Makers,
For the second time in less than a week I have purchased a bottle of your delicious water and for the second time I cannot open it without the help of tools. I needed pliers, scissors and a machete to be able to drink your product.
I understand that you are one of the few bottlers of water that puts a seal on the product. I understand that more than 3 oz. of water cannot be brought on planes because of security risks. You want your product to be secure and safe; which is very admirable. What I don't understand is the fact that I can get into a bottle of aspirin, Prozac, or crack cocaine, but I cannot drink your product.
It does say on your bottle not to drink if the seal is broken, but how would I be able to even know if the seal was broken. I cannot even get the top off. I know that some of you are laughing and saying that I am a weakling, but I had numerous people (men & women) try to open the bottle. One person even suggested I poke a hole in the side and shotgun it like a beer. Now I almost cut myself opening the bottle and sure I could have returned it, but I was on a mission.
Is it possible that you make your bottle tops so that they can be opened by 6 year olds? If you are wondering why I chose 6 year olds, it is because they are now in school and should be able to open certain things on their own. I mean juice boxes can be opened by 2 year olds with a little bit of dexterity and a pointy straw. It will make our lives a lot easier. Thank you for being concerned about our safety, I am going to eat some spinach now. I hope that is safe. :)
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
WTBT Volume 60 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* the funniest thing on TV was seeing the TV Reporter on the class getting hit with a stop sign.
* the best usage of the terms punishment and vagina was on the Daily Show last week.
* Yankees fans are starting to get used to saying, "Wait til Next Year."
* being famous for eating 247 jalepenos is kinda weird.
* if teams keep letting the Patriots get away with average play they are going to be a terror come the playoffs.
* using the word terror will probably get me called in by Homeland Security.
* it was great seeing Reggie Bush score his first game winning punt return touchdown.
* it is weird that tons of college students and hippies are moving to Arizona and joining church.
* the A's/Tigers series will go seven games and will be the best baseball since the Yankees collapsed in the playoffs in '04.
* you have to love Weird Al and all of his great parodies. Listen to this one.
* the fact that Playboy Clubs are making a comeback in Las Vegas kind of makes you happy. Who doesn't love bunnies?
* the worst thing about the Yankees not making the playoffs is Joe Torre potentially being fired.
* Lou Pinella is not the answer to the Yankees problems.
* I can't tell if this story about Scarlett Johansson is a good one or not?
* A-Rod is the biggest problem with ancient pitching as the second biggest.
* you never knew I knew so much about the Yankees.
* kids access to guns is just too easy and needs to stop.
* flashy and fertile are the two words that go great together.
* the funniest thing on TV was seeing the TV Reporter on the class getting hit with a stop sign.
* the best usage of the terms punishment and vagina was on the Daily Show last week.
* Yankees fans are starting to get used to saying, "Wait til Next Year."
* being famous for eating 247 jalepenos is kinda weird.
* if teams keep letting the Patriots get away with average play they are going to be a terror come the playoffs.
* using the word terror will probably get me called in by Homeland Security.
* it was great seeing Reggie Bush score his first game winning punt return touchdown.
* it is weird that tons of college students and hippies are moving to Arizona and joining church.
* the A's/Tigers series will go seven games and will be the best baseball since the Yankees collapsed in the playoffs in '04.
* you have to love Weird Al and all of his great parodies. Listen to this one.
* the fact that Playboy Clubs are making a comeback in Las Vegas kind of makes you happy. Who doesn't love bunnies?
* the worst thing about the Yankees not making the playoffs is Joe Torre potentially being fired.
* Lou Pinella is not the answer to the Yankees problems.
* I can't tell if this story about Scarlett Johansson is a good one or not?
* A-Rod is the biggest problem with ancient pitching as the second biggest.
* you never knew I knew so much about the Yankees.
* kids access to guns is just too easy and needs to stop.
* flashy and fertile are the two words that go great together.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Lizzy Caplan from the funniest new show on TV so far CBS's The Class. She was also the left out girl in Mean Girls. She is a cutie on the show despite her need to play down her looks on the show. I think the show is going to become pretty popular and she will be on TV for a while.
Friday, October 06, 2006
We're taking bets that you loved Adventures in Babysitting...
Open Letter to Elisabeth Shue,
Dear Elisabeth,
Happy 43rd Birthday!!! It is hard for me to believe that you were once the hottest babysitter ever and were able to make both the Karate Kid and crazy Tom Cruise fall in love with you. Now you are part of the hot women in their 40's.
Could you please make a comeback like Teri Hatcher? I think the world needs actresses that are willing to say lines like, "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" and "You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of." There are not many of them left or they are in porn films.
Elisabeth, you are such a great actor and people need you again in Hollywood. I know you would probably say that you are still around and you have made quality movies, but you and I both know that isn't really true. Dreamer was a nice try, but not really a good movie and you were great in Hide and Seek until you fell out the window. I hope that someday you are able to reach the heights of superstardom like you were so close to after Cocktail.
Dear Elisabeth,
Happy 43rd Birthday!!! It is hard for me to believe that you were once the hottest babysitter ever and were able to make both the Karate Kid and crazy Tom Cruise fall in love with you. Now you are part of the hot women in their 40's.
Could you please make a comeback like Teri Hatcher? I think the world needs actresses that are willing to say lines like, "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" and "You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of." There are not many of them left or they are in porn films.
Elisabeth, you are such a great actor and people need you again in Hollywood. I know you would probably say that you are still around and you have made quality movies, but you and I both know that isn't really true. Dreamer was a nice try, but not really a good movie and you were great in Hide and Seek until you fell out the window. I hope that someday you are able to reach the heights of superstardom like you were so close to after Cocktail.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
We're taking bets that you like to find stuff...
Hello WTBT Readers!!! How are you doing on this great Autumn day? Things are going pretty well here in New England. Especially since I watched lost last night and it was excellent. The season may start a little slow, but it will pick-up quickly. Here are a few questions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Don't forget you can answer anonymously and invite others to join in the fun. Have a great weekend.
A. A new "monster" artifact was found in Norway and scientists are real excited. What is the most exciting thing you ever found?
B. What is the grossest thing you have ever found in an old pair of pants that you haven't worn in age?
C. If you could be known across the world for being the person to discover or invent something what would that something be? (It can already be found.)
Answers:
A. To me the most exciting thing I ever found was money on the ground. I know it isn't too exciting to me, but I work in College Student Affairs and we don't get paid much. :)
B. I once found a Lifesaver that had melded itself to my pocket. I don't even eat Lifesavers that often so it truly was an odd find. It also had lint on it and wouldn't have been eaten by a dog.
C. I think that I would like to be known as the person who discovered the Always Funny joke. It is my mission in life to find that and I think that someday I will be able to accomplish this.
A. A new "monster" artifact was found in Norway and scientists are real excited. What is the most exciting thing you ever found?
B. What is the grossest thing you have ever found in an old pair of pants that you haven't worn in age?
C. If you could be known across the world for being the person to discover or invent something what would that something be? (It can already be found.)
Answers:
A. To me the most exciting thing I ever found was money on the ground. I know it isn't too exciting to me, but I work in College Student Affairs and we don't get paid much. :)
B. I once found a Lifesaver that had melded itself to my pocket. I don't even eat Lifesavers that often so it truly was an odd find. It also had lint on it and wouldn't have been eaten by a dog.
C. I think that I would like to be known as the person who discovered the Always Funny joke. It is my mission in life to find that and I think that someday I will be able to accomplish this.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
WTBT Volume 59 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* you should be crazed with excitement for the season premiere of LOST.
* maybe I am the only one crazed with excitement.
* the Yankees are going to be in quite a fight with the Tigers.
* Paris Hilton could not take Shanna Moakler in a fight.
* you didn't know the NHL season starts tonight.
* this guy needs a little bit more fun in his life.
* everyone is hoping that Locke, Eko and Desmond survived the electromagnetic explosion in the hatch.
* picking up the wrong child at daycare wasn't a big deal 20 years ago; just another one of the traumatic things kids had to deal with.
* sometimes using another person's joke works out perfectly.
* the Red Sox should re-sign Alex Gonzalez at just about any reasonable cost.
* banning books should not be coming back, but this crazy lady is trying.
* you can't beat this headline.
* it was nice seeing the Patriots beat up on Cincinnati. :)
* the only thing you can say to this is NO!!!
* you should be crazed with excitement for the season premiere of LOST.
* maybe I am the only one crazed with excitement.
* the Yankees are going to be in quite a fight with the Tigers.
* Paris Hilton could not take Shanna Moakler in a fight.
* you didn't know the NHL season starts tonight.
* this guy needs a little bit more fun in his life.
* everyone is hoping that Locke, Eko and Desmond survived the electromagnetic explosion in the hatch.
* picking up the wrong child at daycare wasn't a big deal 20 years ago; just another one of the traumatic things kids had to deal with.
* sometimes using another person's joke works out perfectly.
* the Red Sox should re-sign Alex Gonzalez at just about any reasonable cost.
* banning books should not be coming back, but this crazy lady is trying.
* you can't beat this headline.
* it was nice seeing the Patriots beat up on Cincinnati. :)
* the only thing you can say to this is NO!!!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
WTBT Volume 58 Series 2006...
We're taking bets that...
* mother/daughter crime teams are not cool but kinda cool at the same time.
* it is officially wait until next year time in Boston.
* an axe isn't really a toy.
* Dane Cook's monologue and Brian Williams were the best things about Saturday Night Live this weekend.
* you kind of want to watch all of Studio 60's fake sketches.
* Albert Haynesworth got off easy for his face stomping incident.
* if you are looking for a new addictive show you have to watch Heroes.
* it seems like NBC is making quite a comeback this year.
* the baseball players are going to actually be pretty exciting this year.
* all of the high school shootings/hostage situations are really starting to become unnerving.
* the Patriots may have broken out of their offensive slump.
* living with dogs is a weird way to raise money.
* mother/daughter crime teams are not cool but kinda cool at the same time.
* it is officially wait until next year time in Boston.
* an axe isn't really a toy.
* Dane Cook's monologue and Brian Williams were the best things about Saturday Night Live this weekend.
* you kind of want to watch all of Studio 60's fake sketches.
* Albert Haynesworth got off easy for his face stomping incident.
* if you are looking for a new addictive show you have to watch Heroes.
* it seems like NBC is making quite a comeback this year.
* the baseball players are going to actually be pretty exciting this year.
* all of the high school shootings/hostage situations are really starting to become unnerving.
* the Patriots may have broken out of their offensive slump.
* living with dogs is a weird way to raise money.
Monday, October 02, 2006
We're taking bets that I like to listen...
I know that I am following into the million of other blogs that do this(especially Micah's World which I read regularly), but I am stuck for an idea today and people might be interested in what I like to listen to musically. Here is my top 20 list of music I am loving lately.
1. Smack That - Akon ft. Eminem
2. Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright
3. Lips of An Angel - Hinder
4. Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiw'ole
5. Makes Me Wanna Pray - Christina Aguilera ft. Stee Winwood
6. Shout Out Loud - Amos Lee
7. Until the End of Time - Justin Timberlake
8. Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
9. Better than Me - Hinder
10. Paperweight Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk
11. The Heart of Life - John Mayer
12. Too Little Too Late - JoJo
13. Remember the Name - Fort Minor
14. Balancing the World - Eliot Morris
15. Anything's Possible - Jonny Lang
16. Love You Lately - Daniel Powter
17. Colorful - Rocco Deluca and the Burden
18. I Don't Feel Like Dancing - Scissor Sisters
19. Long Way 2 Go - Cassie
20. I Don't Trust Myself (With Loving You) - John Mayer
1. Smack That - Akon ft. Eminem
2. Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright
3. Lips of An Angel - Hinder
4. Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiw'ole
5. Makes Me Wanna Pray - Christina Aguilera ft. Stee Winwood
6. Shout Out Loud - Amos Lee
7. Until the End of Time - Justin Timberlake
8. Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
9. Better than Me - Hinder
10. Paperweight Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk
11. The Heart of Life - John Mayer
12. Too Little Too Late - JoJo
13. Remember the Name - Fort Minor
14. Balancing the World - Eliot Morris
15. Anything's Possible - Jonny Lang
16. Love You Lately - Daniel Powter
17. Colorful - Rocco Deluca and the Burden
18. I Don't Feel Like Dancing - Scissor Sisters
19. Long Way 2 Go - Cassie
20. I Don't Trust Myself (With Loving You) - John Mayer
Sunday, October 01, 2006
We're taking bets that Old School Hottie of the Week...
Everyone that knows me knows how much I think Maureen O'Hara is one of the all time hotties ever. She was in Miracle of 34th Street, Parent Trap and a ton of movies with good old John Wayne. She wasn't your typical woman in old movies as she was strong willed and could handle herself and always looked great doing it. Check her out in some of her old movies. I suggest the original Parent Trap and The Quiet Man as two of her greatest. 
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