Open Letter to Elisabeth Shue,
Dear Elisabeth,
Happy 43rd Birthday!!! It is hard for me to believe that you were once the hottest babysitter ever and were able to make both the Karate Kid and crazy Tom Cruise fall in love with you. Now you are part of the hot women in their 40's.
Could you please make a comeback like Teri Hatcher? I think the world needs actresses that are willing to say lines like, "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" and "You go back to your hotel and I'll go back to my glamorous life of being alone. The only thing I have to come home to is a bottle of mouthwash to get the taste of cum out of my mouth. I'm tired of being alone. That's what I'm tired of." There are not many of them left or they are in porn films.
Elisabeth, you are such a great actor and people need you again in Hollywood. I know you would probably say that you are still around and you have made quality movies, but you and I both know that isn't really true. Dreamer was a nice try, but not really a good movie and you were great in Hide and Seek until you fell out the window. I hope that someday you are able to reach the heights of superstardom like you were so close to after Cocktail.
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I must say, she made me wish I was Daniel-son.
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