Hello WTBT readers!!! Blogging is back in full swing for me so I hope my readership picks up. We are starting to experience some cool fall nights here in New England. I hope that means a lot of snow in the winter. A few questions for you to ponder and then answer. Invite others to join. Have a great day!!!
A. What innocent word when you say it makes you smile or giggle?
B. What movie do most people think is childish or stupid that you really think is hysterical?
C. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?
Answers:
A. I really giggle at the word duty and it is used a lot in my profession. I think it has to do with Caddyshack and "Doodie in the Pool!" Hysterical.
B. I believe that Real Genius with Val Kilmer is one of the funniest movies ever made. Most people haven't even seen it and those who do think it is a little stupid. There are so many great lines and you cannot go wrong with a character like Hollyfeld. Whatever happened to Mitch Taylor? You knew he was never going to become a big actor.
C. Although people love Grey's Anatomy I do not think Ellen Pompeo is hot at all. She has a great voice, but that is it. If I was McDreamy I so would have went back to Kate Walsh if it was a hotness scale. Of course now all of the Grey's Crazies are going to tell me I am nuts. Just relax I do think Izzy is the hottest. :)
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
We're taking bets that three items are enough information for you...
Here are a few interesting things from my thoughts...
* Loving your animals is a great thing. They provide companionship and usually unconditional love. Crazy Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her dog in her will. Most dogs would have been happy with a lifetime supply of Milkbones. The funniest part is that two of her grandchildren got nothing. Of course the dog isn't that happy because he had to hire a lawyer from Spot, Rover and Odie along with an accountant from Pooch & Fire Hydrant. The dog now has to pay taxes which I think is the least he can do. Too bad his name is Trouble because that is all he really is going to get.
* Christopher Walken is probably the most underrated actor of our time. He has been in some of the greatest movies ever and he instantly makes every movie he is in better. Where would Joe Dirt or Kangaroo Jack be without him. He helped SNL have one of its funniest moments with "I've got a fever and the cure is more cowbell." He should get an award every year for his contributions to entertaining us. So go out and rent The Rundown.
* It is never too early to start thinking about Halloween. In two months you may have a party to go to where you have to put something ridiculous on. Where should you go for your costume ideas? I recommend costumeideazone.com. This is not a pay per post. Just a real fun site. Don't get caught with no costume around Halloween. Just stick a dollar to each ear and be a Buccaneer.
* Loving your animals is a great thing. They provide companionship and usually unconditional love. Crazy Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her dog in her will. Most dogs would have been happy with a lifetime supply of Milkbones. The funniest part is that two of her grandchildren got nothing. Of course the dog isn't that happy because he had to hire a lawyer from Spot, Rover and Odie along with an accountant from Pooch & Fire Hydrant. The dog now has to pay taxes which I think is the least he can do. Too bad his name is Trouble because that is all he really is going to get.
* Christopher Walken is probably the most underrated actor of our time. He has been in some of the greatest movies ever and he instantly makes every movie he is in better. Where would Joe Dirt or Kangaroo Jack be without him. He helped SNL have one of its funniest moments with "I've got a fever and the cure is more cowbell." He should get an award every year for his contributions to entertaining us. So go out and rent The Rundown.
* It is never too early to start thinking about Halloween. In two months you may have a party to go to where you have to put something ridiculous on. Where should you go for your costume ideas? I recommend costumeideazone.com. This is not a pay per post. Just a real fun site. Don't get caught with no costume around Halloween. Just stick a dollar to each ear and be a Buccaneer.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
WTBT Volume 64 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* sometimes when you pour your heart onto paper you get laughed at.
* being laughed at by friends is okay sometimes.
* Michael Vick is getting everything he deserves and once he has done his time he should be given a second chance.
* the BBQ Chicken Quesadilla at Theodore's in Springfield, MA is awesome.
* the Sox can put the Yankees away this week with a sweep.
* this is a really cool dangerous frog.
* Alberto Gonzales' troubles have just begun.
* this lady is a little too touchy for me.
* it is great news for the Pats that Asante Samuel is back in the line-up.
* Comedy Central was genius for signing the South Park boys for another three years.
* college football will be a lot of fun this year.
* it is sad hearing about Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.
* you don't ever want to survive on coal and urine.
* the Farmer's Almanac is predicting a lot of snow for the Northeast and that makes me happy.
* sometimes when you pour your heart onto paper you get laughed at.
* being laughed at by friends is okay sometimes.
* Michael Vick is getting everything he deserves and once he has done his time he should be given a second chance.
* the BBQ Chicken Quesadilla at Theodore's in Springfield, MA is awesome.
* the Sox can put the Yankees away this week with a sweep.
* this is a really cool dangerous frog.
* Alberto Gonzales' troubles have just begun.
* this lady is a little too touchy for me.
* it is great news for the Pats that Asante Samuel is back in the line-up.
* Comedy Central was genius for signing the South Park boys for another three years.
* college football will be a lot of fun this year.
* it is sad hearing about Owen Wilson's suicide attempt.
* you don't ever want to survive on coal and urine.
* the Farmer's Almanac is predicting a lot of snow for the Northeast and that makes me happy.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
We're taking bets that there is no day like today...
The beginning of many students college careers begin at Quinnipiac University tomorrow. There is nothing like working at a college on Opening Day. It is like the World Series, Super Bowl and Tax Day thrown in together. I will start to work 18 hour days and absolutely love every single minute of it. I may miss my blog for the next few days, but I promise I will be back with stories and laughter. Smile while I am gone because I know that I will be smiling from ear to ear.
Monday, August 20, 2007
WTBT Volume 63 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* it's a good feeling knowing your grandfather is out of the hospital.
* sometimes I forget to say good-bye.
* BoSox fans are psyched they are playing Tampa Bay this week.
* just because you have the power doesn't mean you should.
* giving a camel as a gift is kind of cruel.
* he was a two hump camel and she was a one hump lady.
* Johan Santana showed again why he is the best pitcher in baseball.
* it was only a matter of time before breakfast on a stick became popular.
* cops are pretty damn creative when it comes to catching speeders.
* I didn't get a speedking ticket this weekend.
* SUPERBAD is SUPER AWESOME and you should go see it.
* it's a good feeling knowing your grandfather is out of the hospital.
* sometimes I forget to say good-bye.
* BoSox fans are psyched they are playing Tampa Bay this week.
* just because you have the power doesn't mean you should.
* giving a camel as a gift is kind of cruel.
* he was a two hump camel and she was a one hump lady.
* Johan Santana showed again why he is the best pitcher in baseball.
* it was only a matter of time before breakfast on a stick became popular.
* cops are pretty damn creative when it comes to catching speeders.
* I didn't get a speedking ticket this weekend.
* SUPERBAD is SUPER AWESOME and you should go see it.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Noémie Lenoir is currently in Rush Hour 3. Although the movie isn't as good as the others she is quite a find. I seem to be a little more sympathetic towards France lately, but if all of their exports are as hot as her than why not. 
Thursday, August 16, 2007
We're taking bets that you love to name things...
Hello WTBT readers!!! I have five free minutes and I thought I would get some questions out. I hope everyone is doing wonderfully. A few simple questions for everyone. Have fun and invite others to join.
A. If you had a horse to run in the Kentucky Derby what would you name it?
B. Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.
C. At the local grocer, you see an elderly woman shoplift bacon. Do you tell the grocer?
Answers:
A. I would name it Dagnabit Musky after a cartoon character that I loved as a kid. He was always yelling that at Musky.
B. Sports-minded.
C. Probably not. I mean she is taking bacon. Maybe she doesn't have someone to bring it home for her. She also could have a mental disability that is hindering her. Of course with my luck she also is a jewel thief and she was just practicing her slight of hand.
A. If you had a horse to run in the Kentucky Derby what would you name it?
B. Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.
C. At the local grocer, you see an elderly woman shoplift bacon. Do you tell the grocer?
Answers:
A. I would name it Dagnabit Musky after a cartoon character that I loved as a kid. He was always yelling that at Musky.
B. Sports-minded.
C. Probably not. I mean she is taking bacon. Maybe she doesn't have someone to bring it home for her. She also could have a mental disability that is hindering her. Of course with my luck she also is a jewel thief and she was just practicing her slight of hand.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
WTBT Volume 62 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* it is fun to giggle to yourself when typing something funny.
* if you are not careful Barbie and Batman toys could kill you.
* Facebook.com is a fun, but creepy place.
* Tim Wakefield showed why he is one of the best pitchers in baseball.
* he just needs to be a little more consistent.
* this man knows his duty as a police officer.
* she is going to bitch slap him when she gets drunk.
* if you don't respect yourself don't expect any man to respect you. (Thank you Steve Harvey!)
* even Red Sox fans should bow their head for the death of Yankee Great Phil Rizzuto. HOLY COW!
* this should be the day of the panda.
* if you are going to be mad at God it makes sense to drive into his house.
* Madden '08 is here and better than ever.
* it is fun to giggle to yourself when typing something funny.
* if you are not careful Barbie and Batman toys could kill you.
* Facebook.com is a fun, but creepy place.
* Tim Wakefield showed why he is one of the best pitchers in baseball.
* he just needs to be a little more consistent.
* this man knows his duty as a police officer.
* she is going to bitch slap him when she gets drunk.
* if you don't respect yourself don't expect any man to respect you. (Thank you Steve Harvey!)
* even Red Sox fans should bow their head for the death of Yankee Great Phil Rizzuto. HOLY COW!
* this should be the day of the panda.
* if you are going to be mad at God it makes sense to drive into his house.
* Madden '08 is here and better than ever.
Monday, August 13, 2007
WTBT Volume 61 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* seeing people you haven't seen for months is awesome.
* the BoSox will start to make a comeback against Tampa Bay this week.
* Karl Rove resigning is the best thing to happen to the Bush Administration.
* this man didn't realize that under his hat was the most effective way to smuggle animals.
* Tiger Woods will win over 25 major championships before he retires.
* if you are going to get lost and swim nude you better identify yourself to rescuers.
* hiding is the worst thing to do when you are lost and nude.
* this guy is giving new meaning to living it up in your old age.
* only New Yorkers would do something in the 70's just to see if they have the nerve.
* Merv Griffin was a TV genius and will be greatly missed.
* David Beckham has been quite a bust so far.
* thankfully Posh's bust has made up for it.
* we really need to use the term varmint more often.
* seeing people you haven't seen for months is awesome.
* the BoSox will start to make a comeback against Tampa Bay this week.
* Karl Rove resigning is the best thing to happen to the Bush Administration.
* this man didn't realize that under his hat was the most effective way to smuggle animals.
* Tiger Woods will win over 25 major championships before he retires.
* if you are going to get lost and swim nude you better identify yourself to rescuers.
* hiding is the worst thing to do when you are lost and nude.
* this guy is giving new meaning to living it up in your old age.
* only New Yorkers would do something in the 70's just to see if they have the nerve.
* Merv Griffin was a TV genius and will be greatly missed.
* David Beckham has been quite a bust so far.
* thankfully Posh's bust has made up for it.
* we really need to use the term varmint more often.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Bonnie Bernstein is my favorite female sportscaster. She has been a hottie for years and has taken over for Lesley Visser as the smarts sportswoman on television. I can't believe that she isn't married or at least in a committed lesbian relationship, because she is so
hot.
hot.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
We're taking bets that you need to be heard...
Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that you have had a great week! Time for some questions as summer enters it's last 5 weeks. I hope you enjoy them. Good fun questions this week. Get others to answer. I am hoping for at least 5 responses. We will see. Talk to you all soon.
A. Do you think a dog or a cat is smarter?
B. If you had a portrait painted of you what would the background look like?
C. What is one thing that fascinates little kids that you wish amaze you too?
Answers:
A. It has to be a cat, because they dictate what happens in a house. They know when they are doing something wrong and do it anyway. Dogs are great, but they always have a look of "I really want to sniff his butt." Dogs can be taught, but overall I think that cats are smarter.
B. I would probably have Fenway Park as my background. I love that place and would love to be remembered with it. My second choice would be a Little League baseball field from anywhere in America.
C. I truly wish I loved bubbles the way I did as a kid. Kids truly love bubbles. They said it in Knocked Up and I totally agree. I wish all I needed some days were bubbles.
A. Do you think a dog or a cat is smarter?
B. If you had a portrait painted of you what would the background look like?
C. What is one thing that fascinates little kids that you wish amaze you too?
Answers:
A. It has to be a cat, because they dictate what happens in a house. They know when they are doing something wrong and do it anyway. Dogs are great, but they always have a look of "I really want to sniff his butt." Dogs can be taught, but overall I think that cats are smarter.
B. I would probably have Fenway Park as my background. I love that place and would love to be remembered with it. My second choice would be a Little League baseball field from anywhere in America.
C. I truly wish I loved bubbles the way I did as a kid. Kids truly love bubbles. They said it in Knocked Up and I totally agree. I wish all I needed some days were bubbles.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
We're taking bets that I am getting dizzy...
Here are a few observations from the world of Greg...
* Bourne Ultimatum was a fantastic movie, but I am sure it will make my best friend sick. The camera motions are even crazier than the last movie. It is like the director hired a bunch of people strickened with Parkinson's as part of some diversity hiring. (Yes I understand Parkinson's disease is scary, but it illustrates my point.) I think that Mr. Greengrass must have slept in a vibrating hotel bed as a kid because he doesn't understand a straight simple shot. I also think he likes people's pores because he had a lot of close-ups.
* Sometimes there are news stories that are too hilarious to not mention. You need to read about a man and his monkey. People actually thought he didn't know he had a monkey in his hat. Was he wearing the pope's big hat? Did he borrow the chiquita banana lady's hat and it just happened into the hat? Of course the guy knew he had a monkey in his hat. Maybe it just made them laugh to ask. "Excuse me sir. Do you know you have a monkey in your hat?" Oh the laughs we could have. You know of course this could lead to people trying to smuggle other animals under their hats. "Excuse me sir. Do you know there is a koala under your hat?" Because everyone loves koalas and they should be closer to people.
* Van Halen is reuniting again with David Lee Roth. Someone should put a stop to these old bands getting back together. No one wants to see Flock of Seagulls or Frankie Goes to Hollywood again. If you have been broken up for more than 20 years please stop and form a new band. It worked for a lot of others. Try it out.
* Bourne Ultimatum was a fantastic movie, but I am sure it will make my best friend sick. The camera motions are even crazier than the last movie. It is like the director hired a bunch of people strickened with Parkinson's as part of some diversity hiring. (Yes I understand Parkinson's disease is scary, but it illustrates my point.) I think that Mr. Greengrass must have slept in a vibrating hotel bed as a kid because he doesn't understand a straight simple shot. I also think he likes people's pores because he had a lot of close-ups.
* Sometimes there are news stories that are too hilarious to not mention. You need to read about a man and his monkey. People actually thought he didn't know he had a monkey in his hat. Was he wearing the pope's big hat? Did he borrow the chiquita banana lady's hat and it just happened into the hat? Of course the guy knew he had a monkey in his hat. Maybe it just made them laugh to ask. "Excuse me sir. Do you know you have a monkey in your hat?" Oh the laughs we could have. You know of course this could lead to people trying to smuggle other animals under their hats. "Excuse me sir. Do you know there is a koala under your hat?" Because everyone loves koalas and they should be closer to people.
* Van Halen is reuniting again with David Lee Roth. Someone should put a stop to these old bands getting back together. No one wants to see Flock of Seagulls or Frankie Goes to Hollywood again. If you have been broken up for more than 20 years please stop and form a new band. It worked for a lot of others. Try it out.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
WTBT Volume 60 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* I can't believe I have almost reached 3 years as a blogger.
* some days there is just nothing funny in the news.
* monkey business sometimes cannot be done at the zoo.
* you are wondering what monkey biscuits consist of.
* they must be a little bit like Zwieback cookies.
* God is watching after some of us.
* I hate when my shoe falls off and gets stuck under the brake pedal.
* it would be nice to see David Beckham in uniform for an MLS game.
* leaving your dead wife's ashes in a ceramic turtle is going to cause problems.
* I can't believe I have almost reached 3 years as a blogger.
* some days there is just nothing funny in the news.
* monkey business sometimes cannot be done at the zoo.
* you are wondering what monkey biscuits consist of.
* they must be a little bit like Zwieback cookies.
* God is watching after some of us.
* I hate when my shoe falls off and gets stuck under the brake pedal.
* it would be nice to see David Beckham in uniform for an MLS game.
* leaving your dead wife's ashes in a ceramic turtle is going to cause problems.
Monday, August 06, 2007
WTBT Volume 59 Series 2007...
We're taking bets that...
* Barry will hit number 756 into McCovey Cove.
* Bourne Ultimatum is well worth $10.
* it's too bad Matt Damon doesn't want to do any more Bourne movies.
* Tiger will dominate the PGA Championship this week.
* just because library books are free doesn't mean you can be a jerk.
* you are going to hear a lot about bridges in the next presidential election.
* it is a slippery slope when football coaches are getting involved in the admissions process at Colleges and Universities.
* this kid must have an angel falling with him to still be alive.
* some of the X-Games stunts are absolutely crazy.
* if I ever fell from 40 feet I would easily break both legs.
* SuperBad will be as funny as Knocked Up if not better.
* sometimes pandas will attack and it is not funny.
* the delay of the new Grand Theft Auto has gamers everywhere upset.
* Barry will hit number 756 into McCovey Cove.
* Bourne Ultimatum is well worth $10.
* it's too bad Matt Damon doesn't want to do any more Bourne movies.
* Tiger will dominate the PGA Championship this week.
* just because library books are free doesn't mean you can be a jerk.
* you are going to hear a lot about bridges in the next presidential election.
* it is a slippery slope when football coaches are getting involved in the admissions process at Colleges and Universities.
* this kid must have an angel falling with him to still be alive.
* some of the X-Games stunts are absolutely crazy.
* if I ever fell from 40 feet I would easily break both legs.
* SuperBad will be as funny as Knocked Up if not better.
* sometimes pandas will attack and it is not funny.
* the delay of the new Grand Theft Auto has gamers everywhere upset.
Sunday, August 05, 2007
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Hottie Julia Stiles is Bourne again. For the third time she plays Nicky Parsons in the number one movie in America. She has stayed away from the crazy that other young stars have and I think she should be respected for that. Hopefully she will find a movie that will make her a big star.
Friday, August 03, 2007
WTBT Volume 58 Series 2007...
Were taking bets that...
* it's great waking up 5 minutes before an unscheduled power outtage happens.
* knowing the power is going out and not telling anyone sucks.
* Bourne Identity is the movie to see this weekend.
* Roger Clemens getting booed off the mound is music to my ears.
* it is tough to beat a kazoo record.
* there are not many more fun names for instruments than kazoos.
* the Celtics have at least guaranteed themselves the play-offs.
* Mattel's Make Me Sick line of toys featuring Elmo and Dora just weren't a good idea.
* some company's just don't have a heart.
* it's great waking up 5 minutes before an unscheduled power outtage happens.
* knowing the power is going out and not telling anyone sucks.
* Bourne Identity is the movie to see this weekend.
* Roger Clemens getting booed off the mound is music to my ears.
* it is tough to beat a kazoo record.
* there are not many more fun names for instruments than kazoos.
* the Celtics have at least guaranteed themselves the play-offs.
* Mattel's Make Me Sick line of toys featuring Elmo and Dora just weren't a good idea.
* some company's just don't have a heart.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
We're taking bets that some questions need answers...
Hello everyone!!! I hope that you are enjoying August. Summer is flying by and if you do not stop and enjoy it will be gone. I hope you like today's questions. Fun times for all and don't forget you don't have to register to answer.
A. What do you think makes them "magic" markers?
B. If the answer is Jerry Seinfeld riding an elephant wearing socks what is the question?
C. What is your favorite candy to suck on? (Please keep it PG-13)
Answers:
A. I truly believe it is there ability to transport you from one room to the next with you moving your feet. Of course most people don't know you have to be drawing a backwards toilet flush that is wavy.
B. Who could find Kramer in the jungle and how would he do it? (I bet you can do better than this.)
C. I really think that overall the SweetTart is my favorite sucker candy. Even more than the candy ring which is really just like a big nipple.
A. What do you think makes them "magic" markers?
B. If the answer is Jerry Seinfeld riding an elephant wearing socks what is the question?
C. What is your favorite candy to suck on? (Please keep it PG-13)
Answers:
A. I truly believe it is there ability to transport you from one room to the next with you moving your feet. Of course most people don't know you have to be drawing a backwards toilet flush that is wavy.
B. Who could find Kramer in the jungle and how would he do it? (I bet you can do better than this.)
C. I really think that overall the SweetTart is my favorite sucker candy. Even more than the candy ring which is really just like a big nipple.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
We're taking bets that passion isn't what it used to be...
Here are a few interesting observations I have.
* You always have to remember that your passion on an issue does not translate into other's passions. I hate forgetting that fact like I did last night. No matter what you say or write unless people want to care they will not.
* Your nostrils are as big as your thumb. This is something that I believed for years, but finally proved to myself the other day. I think that everyone who has a big nose or nostrils is because they may one day need to shove their thumb up there. If you don't believe me check your nose.
* Mini Bowling Alleys are the coolest thing. It is like Candle pin bowling, but not really. You should check it out in Shelton, CT.
* You always have to remember that your passion on an issue does not translate into other's passions. I hate forgetting that fact like I did last night. No matter what you say or write unless people want to care they will not.
* Your nostrils are as big as your thumb. This is something that I believed for years, but finally proved to myself the other day. I think that everyone who has a big nose or nostrils is because they may one day need to shove their thumb up there. If you don't believe me check your nose.
* Mini Bowling Alleys are the coolest thing. It is like Candle pin bowling, but not really. You should check it out in Shelton, CT.
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