WTBT Volume 4

We're taking best that...

* you should enter my contest two columns below.
* the real US Dream Teams were any team of US women who kicked ass all over the place.
* "Gloria" by Laura Branigan may have been one of the dumbest songs, but you love it everytime you hear it. Listen to it once today as Laura passed away at the young age of 47 yesterday.
* if Gary Sheffield is really hurt badly the Yankees may have more to worry about than their starting pitching.
* stupid Deion Sanders is going to look like a fool by wide receivers this fall.
* it's funny no sportswriters or fans are taking any potshots at Terry Francona now that they Sox have won 16 of 20.
* South Carolina better be careful with Gaston coming; he really messed with Belle and the Beast. Make sure you have a clock and a candlestick handy.
* it is amazing how fast the mighty can fall. Just check out Marion Jones and the US Mens Basketball team.
* MTV is making a big mistake putting the MTV Video Awards on a Sunday Night. Sometimes change isn't good.
* Brazilian Beach Volleyball fans are pretty scary. Overweight and Speedo are two words that should never go together.
* you are not shocked one bit that there is a Huge Anti-GOP rally and march planned for the RNC this week.
* it is a shame that the hot Hilton sister(Nikki) got married last week.
* USC may not be all that dominate this year after having a tough time with Virginia Tech last night.
* you don't know what movie this line is from... "Teriffic. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax. " (This one is actually very easy)
* it was pretty classless for the FIG to ask Paul Hamm to give his medal back.
* FIG is a really dumb acronym for a Gymnastics organization.
* Lowell, MA got a little scarier with the drive-by shooting last week.
* this West Coast trip for the Red Sox might be the most important games of the season.
* I can't find one person who does not think that Jennie Finch is hot. (Yes I may have an obsession.)
* Tom Welling should be Superman in the new movies. Smallville is one of the most underrated shows on television and he is the reason why.
* you cannot wait for the new fall TV season to start.
* Mia Hamm was the perfect candidate to carry the US flag at the Olympic closing ceremonies.
* people in other parts of the world blow themselves up over elections (Chechnya) and we can't even get 50% of our people to vote.
* Ricky Williams is showing exactly why pot is illegal. He retired and now he is talking about coming back. It has been less than a month. At least MJ went to play baseball.
* it is about time MIT named a woman president.
* there are not too many things better than a beer and a NFL game.
* you can't wait for Dane Cook's new Comedy CD.
* the US Open is about to start and no one really cares. Tennis needs a John McEnroe type to make the sport more exciting.
* you need to read Bill Simmons comments about Elaine from Seinfeld. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040827
* the GHO has given way to the Buick Championship and you didn't even blink twice about it.
* WTBT Classic - being in the right place at the right time is the key to getting a good backrub.
* the Atlanta Falcons are so scared about Michael Vick's hamstring that even the movie The Exorcist wouldn't phase them.
* NYC will do a great job with the RNC, but not as good as Boston did. YANKEES SUCK!!!! (sorry got caught up)