WTBT Volume Three

We're taking bets that...

* I am having more fun doing this column than I ever thought I would.
* the Red Sox are really going to make it interesting. Insert your own "Yankees Suck" Chant here.
* if you leave candy around it is going to get eaten.
* no one has eyes as blue as US Gold Medal swimmer Natalie Coughlin.
* we do not need mice that run farther and longer, but researchers have done it. Here comes the $6 million mice.
* Bob Costas may speak like the most uppity person you have ever listened to, but you still like him during the Olympics.
* this link should explain everything you need to know about the new hottest person alive. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5797495/
* San Diego's Philip Rivers is going to find out the hard way that missing training camp can kill your career.
* it is creepy that an Idaho couple got married in a Wal-mart. They weren't even employees.
* the real 2004 Dream Team was the US Women's Softball Team.
* Joe Piscopo may be running for governor of New Jersey and it will actually be the funniest he has been since Johnny Dangerously.
* US women's wrestler Sara McMann's mom is the coolest. Just read this article - http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer04/wrestling/columns/story?id=1866036
* it is amazing that the US was able to win all 3 men's 400M medals.
* Russell Crowe is getting crazier and crazier after biting the ear of his bodyguard in a bar fight.
* even though Tiger Woods is hitting a driver almost as bad as I do he still is talented enough to win a golf tournament
* WTBT Classic - it's sometimes funnier not to be funny.
* it is sad that the guy who said "Elvis has left the building" passed away this week.
* you can't help but watch at least a little of the Little League World Series. These guys are so cute and they are always playing baseball the old fashioned way.
* all of these anti-Kerry ads are actually going to hurt GW Bush and not help him.
* it will make you very happy is Cal can beat USC in college football again this season.
* you better be careful with your webcam because a new virus allows people to watch you all the time. Creepy!!!
* the Devil Rays Scott Kazmir may be the beginning of winning seasons in Tampa Bay
* no one should take over the role of God in a remake of George Burns "Oh God!". Not even the hilarious Ellen Degeneres.
* the Lowell Spinners have given out the best bobblehead dolls over the last two years.
* you don't know what movie this line is from... "Gee, Kent, and we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival!"
* it is weird that no one has asked me about my what movie this line is from.
* the paperboy scene from While You Were Sleeping was an absolute riot.
* the UMass Lowell field hockey team has a great shot at making the National Championship game again this year.
* Craig Kilborn is an idiot for leaving his TV show to work more on his Blog.
* the Miami Dolphins did not get better in trading one of their best defensive players.
* you better enjoy your last few days of the Olympics because you will miss them when they are gone.