We're taking bets that...
* being right isn't all that it is cracked up to be.
* you can't believe it has been 20 years since Doug Flutie's Hail Mary pass to Gerald Phelan that beat Miami.
* Thanksgiving is the one holiday that only turkeys can get upset about.
* the Chicago Bulls may have trouble winning 5 games this year.
* you are excited about all the great DVD releases over the next 4 weeks.
* it is creepy that Mariah Carey wants to be called Mimi now.
* football on Thanksgiving just doesn't create that much excitement with the Cowboys and Lions. Maybe it is time to give other teams a chance.
- SPECIAL NBA BRAWL SECTION
* the players never should have gone into the stands.
* Ron Artest may be the crazier than Latrell Sprewell and he choked his coach.
* Ben Wallace got off easy because he started the entire thing and kept escalating it.
* you are going to think twice about going to your next NBA if you have good seats.
* the Indiana Pacers chances of winning a World Championship are probably gone.
* the Detroit fans should get punished too.
* Jim Gray is always in the right place for bad things to happen and him to get the interview.
* this was bound to happen.
* you haven't seen that many good punches in a heavyweight fight over the last 5 years.
* the NBA will never be the same.
- SPECIAL NBA BRAWL SECTION
* since no one really watches CBS news Dan Rather isn't going to be missed.
* it is going to be a little more expensive to see a Red Sox game next year.
* you better be careful if you are a hunter in Wisconsin.
* this is why you always have to be nice to housekeepers. Housekeeper leaves millions to school.
* U2 is one of the best bands for fans. What a great surprise concert yesterday in NYC.
* the Red Sox are going to miss Gabe Kapler.
* postpartum depression is very scary as seen by the lady who severed the arms off of her baby girl.
* UML Hockey is bound to start winning some of its close games.
2 comments:
Poor turkeys. I wonder if anyone has made medication for that anxiety yet. But menawhile, turkey is gonna sit nice and happy in my stomach! Oh, and I wanted to thank you again for a wooonderfuuul dinner! It was exactly what I needed. Happy Thanksgiving! (Don't hurt yourself playing football or throwing cranberry sauce at your family members!)
-Angie C.
I don't care what the circumstance...NBA player make too much damn money to be fighting with anyone. Not to mention the majority of the players are black or African American, its just proves to people that "we" will act a fool no matter how good "we" have it, no wonder some people still think "we" are animals and uncivilized!
No matter what anyone says, NEW YORK STILL KICKS ASS, notice both U2 and Dave Chappelle chose to do surprise free concerts in NYC not Boston...I'm just sayin.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, enjoy the tryptophan!
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