James Doohan died today at the age of 85. He was best known for being Scotty on the original Star Trek series. He was an amazing master of dialects and also someone who did not need Viagra. He had 9 children from three different wives with his last child coming at the age of 80. It seems like he wasn't telling his wives that, "I'm giving you all I've got Captain." :) I believe he died with a smile on his face.
In other freakish news there is an epidemic amongst the youth of today involving suffocation games. What you say? Yes, I said suffocation games. Better known as "blackout," "funky chicken," "space monkey," "flatliner," "tingling," and "suffocation roulette." Now I have to say what the fuck is going on with our kids today. I did a lot of stupid things as a kid such as bottle rocket tag and setting vegetables on fire and throwing them at others, but nothing as stupid as these near death experiences. Being a parent today just seems to be getting tougher and tougher. To all of my kid readers... Don't Do Drugs and don't fake it by strangling yourself either. There has got to be a better way to get a quick high. How about running in circles until you can't stand anymore. That is cool and at the very least you could only crack your head open on the pavement.