Wednesday, July 13, 2005

WTBT Volume 21...

We're taking bets that...

* most of America's youth will be occupied Saturday with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
* with no more baseball in the Olympics the World Baseball Classic is a good idea.
* hearing a 60+ year old women yell on the phone about Viagra is funny.
* there is no way that GWB is not going to pick a Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.
* the Home Run Derby is fun, but it lasts way too long.
* Mariah Carey's boob falling out of her dress was probably a lot more spectacular than Janet Jackson's.
* you are still amazed by Lance Armstrong.
* it could be the war to end all cartoon wars if The Simpsons & Family Guy go head to head.
* I hate Gary Sheffield because he is a fucking punk. How stupid is this guy?
* teenagers are getting the short end of the stick. How ridiculous is this rule?
* it is sad that men are intimidated by a 15 year old girl.
* although couples therapy is probably a good idea Denise Richards is making a mistake taking back Charlie Sheen.
* Tiger Woods will win the British Open by 6 strokes.
* Brad Pitt has malaria.
* I thought you got a "D" in Math.
* the Space Shuttle launch just isn't as exciting as it used to be.
* you are excited that NFL Training Camps are only a few weeks away.