WTBT Volume Six

We're taking bets that...

* Britney Spears will be divorced before J. Lo marries again. Oops J. Lo isn't divorced yet. Oh well I still think this is true.
* the Miami Dolphins better be very scared of their meeting with the Patriots because it will probably be for 18 wins in a row.
* even dogs don't want to watch hockey. Dog Hates Hockey
* Europeans are laughing at the pitiful performance of the US Ryder Cup team.
* Macaulay Culkin police mugshot Saturday for marijuana possession looked a little like this. MugShot
* the big series between the Yankees & Red Sox fizzled after Friday night.
* it doesn't make much sense that Hugh Heffner was the first inducted into the Erotic Hall of Fame since it should be named after him.
* placekickers in college football are becoming too much a part of the game when they keep missing routine extra points.
* Joe Gibbs couldn't keep the luck going when his Redskins gave up 7 TO's to the NY Giants.
* Ivan is the best name we have had for a horrible hurricane. I mean Ivan the Terrible. I think the next one should be Hagar the Horrible.
* the polls will mean nothing until the Presidential election is over on November 2nd.
* after not catching a pass for the first time in 274 games it is time for Jerry Rice to retire. That is an incredible streak.
* in the rare case an erection last more than four hours you should seek medical help immediately.
* 700 is only the beginning for Barry Bonds.
* if Gary Payton doesn't show up for training camp Danny Ainge should say "F&$* HIM!!!"
* the Emmys are the second most boring awards show next to the Tony's.
* if you don't get to Cushing Field soon you are going to miss the best field hockey team UML has ever seen.
* Laurence Olivier should never have been CGI'd into a villian in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
* if professional hockey does ever come back Joe Thorton will finally become the megasuperstar that all of Boston wants him to be.
* no one is crying that Martha Stewart will be losing her $75,000 a month salary once she enters jail.
* you don't quite understand the NASCAR points system, but this new Championship Series makes it a little more exciting.
* because of the nine different drugs Rick James had in his system when he died I am pretty sure he sat up on the coroner's table and said, "I'm Rick James BITCH!!!"
* Johan Santana will beat out Curt Schilling for the CY Young Award in the American League.
* not to be outdone by other former child stars Edward Furlong got drunk and took lobsters out of a tank in the supermarket. As he was arrested he was quoted as saying, "I'll be back."
* I'd like to buy the world a Coke in memory of songwriter Billy Davis.
* if you didn't see ESPN's fake trial of which team is more cursed the Cubbies or the Red Sox you missed some riveting TV.
* the greatest find of 2004 may be a lost Jimi Hendrix concert from 1969.
* Oscar De La Hoya should stop boxing after the beating he took from Bernard Hopkins.
* Lowell City Manager John Cox and City Project Manager Ed Souza may have pulled off the biggest heist since the Lindbergh baby by reducing the new school's classrooms by 3 to save some money.
* it is sad that Dan Orlovsky of the UCONN Huskies won't be considered for the Heisman trophy, but he should.
* CSI starts this Thursday and you should be glued to your TV for it.