This edition is in two parts with two Headlines & a Wrap-up on the Recent Conspiracy. :)
We're taking bets that Ashlee should embrace the "Shadow" now...
Scandalous is the only word that I can think of to describe Ashlee Simpson's lip-syncing on SNL. How could she? Her dad said she had acid reflux and it made her voice hoarse. First off did I need to know that? EEEWWW! Secondly, isn't a hoarse voice is her bread and butter. She doesn't have a voice like say another Simpson. She might have become the girl version of Milli Vanilli.
Now I am going to have to burn my posters and get my "Ashlee Forever" tatoo removed. Now millions of girls who once lived in their sisters shadows but got some hope from Ashlee will have to go back to being second. Say it is so Joe Simpson!!!
We're taking bets that Herbie makes Lindsay sick...
Lindsay Lohan was sent to the Hospital with a temperature of over 103 degrees. She was currently filming the remake of Herbie. It was thought to maybe be the flu, but doctors were not quite sure yet. Filming has been halted on both her movie and her guest appearance on That 70's Show which stars her boyfriend Fez.
CONSPIRACY??? Where the heck has Hilary Duff been during all of this? Two of her biggest competitors get acid reflux and the flu. This cannot be a coincidence. I think there should be an investigation. I think that it is very convenient that Brittany Spears decided to take a "break" at the same time these obvious tragedies have struck. These are just some thoughts I have, but it must be investigated. :)
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