Saturday, October 02, 2004

WTBT Volume Eight

We're taking bets that...

* Beyonce was hurt by dancing. I guess her bootylicious has turned to bootyitis.
* it is crazy that they stopped the Twins/Indians extra inning game for a college football game.
* the re-enactment of the Battle of Egg Harbor is awesome. Egg Battle
* this may be the greatest fall ever for UMass Lowell Athletics.
* it sucks when you drop your tray in the cafeteria.
* it is pretty funny when it isn't you. :)
* if you don't know who Richard Avedon you should check out his site. Richard Avedon
* you should run out and watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It takes more than once to truly understand it.
* you had no idea that the WNBA playoffs are going on right now.
* Ichiro may have the hits record but we should never forget George Sisler. Official Site
* once again Eminem has come out with a stupid song, but you can't get the beat out of your head and it will grow on you.
* after its first win in the Big East UCONN will make a bowl this year.
* if George W. Bush doesn't win the next debate he is in a lot of trouble for the next election.
* West Virginia didn't see the train that was Virginia Tech this week.
* Mt. St. Helens is going to blow and it is going to cause chaos in the US weather for the two weeks after.
* all the tourists that are trying to see an erupting Mt. St. Helens are idiots.
* the Chicago Cubs really might be more cursed then the Boston Red Sox. Especially after their wild card collapse this year.
* Shark Tale really is going to be a stupid movie.
* despite what you think about the LA Dodger trade dealine moves getting Steve Finley might get them to the World Series.
* the unsealed Kobe files are more sad than anything else.
* Keira Knightly may be really, REALLY HOT, but she should not be #1 on a list of the hottest movie stars ever.
* Larry Bowa deserved to be fired by the Philadelphia Phillies. Let the off-season firings begin.
* you really don't care at all about Paris Hilton's life, but you are really concerned about what happens to the Olsen Twins.
* the Oakland A's absolutely collapsed over the last two weeks.
* you shouldn't drive drunk over a frozen lake in Wisconsin. It will get you arrested for drunk driving. How about getting arrested for stupidity?
* noone has missed the NHL.
* bears are just awesome!!! Cool Bear
* the Shaq and Kobe fight is really funny. I think they should have a debate like Kerry & Bush.
* it makes you happy that Ashton Kutcher is going to be PUNKing people for three more seasons.
* Jamal Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens kept saying he was innocent, but accepting a plea bargain and jail time really seems to contradict those statements.
* Conan O'Brien has the best excuse to slack off for the next five years.
* it is creepy that 55 year old Billy Joel married a 23 year old and his daughter Alexa is only 19. Plus he is one ugly man... Why do beautiful women keep marrying him?
* this was not a good week for ranked college football teams.
* you just love that who goes first in the debates is determined by a coin flip.

1 comment:

Nai said...

G,

Rarely do I go against the wisdom of the column, but this week you only got half of the "you really don't care at all about Paris Hilton's life, but you are really concerned about what happens to the Olsen Twins."

You are right that I could care less about Paris Hilton's life. However as for the Olsen Twins, nothing gets me more upset than realizing that these two annoying women have officially made it out of child actor obscurity and are no going to have a go at transitioning into adult actors.

We have already had one enter rehab for an eating disorder. Can we please just skip ahead, past the drug induced rampages and bulemic breakdowns, and get to the "Dana Platoesque" fall to rock bottom that they are destined for?