Wednesday, November 02, 2005

We're taking bets that I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

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I have had enough of his fucking shit. Dan Shaughnessy is a stupid motherfucker and there is no other term that I can use to describe him. He started the "Curse of the Bambino" by writing a book about the supposed curse and then he repeatedly stoked the "Curse" fire by writing about it in his sports column almost weekly. Why did he do this? Because he wanted to sell stupid fucking books and not because he actually believed there was a curse. He states that he is a Red Sox fan and all he does is put them down. If he was your friend you would have punched him in the head by now and shaved off his fucking afro.

This past Sunday Dan wrote an article about the Red Sox dirty laundry. He started by bashing Theo Epstein's baseball acumen, which was a bunch of bullshit because what exactly did you do to gain such a great amount of baseball knowledge Dan. Writing about it doesn't mean you know about it. (Apologies to Peter Gammons and Bill Simmons, but you both don't attack other people's knowledge.) In the article he had information that he only could have received from Sox CEO Larry Lucchino that made Theo out to be a whiner and he made it seem that Theo's friends were anti-Lucchino. When the Red Sox and Theo were in the middle of negotiations why would "Fuck" Dan "Face" write about this? Because he likes to cause trouble and make all of the Red Sox fans upset. He has never allowed us to enjoy our World Series win, but rather he found 1,001 ways for us to be upset about it.

Next Asshole Dan has the audacity to write an article defending his actions. If you didn't do anything wrong Dan why would you have to defend yourself? Aren't you as a member of the press able to write any facts that you find out about? Maybe you were feeling a little bit guilty about writing crap and getting away with it. I have now decided that I will not again buy the Boston Globe Sunday paper because you will have written for it. I also will no longer use the Boston Globe for any more links in this column. You don't know how much fun this will take out of my life as reading the Sunday Globe from cover to cover is a passion of mine. I just cannot support a paper that sees you as an asset. I also will be burning your book and anything else with your name in it you stupid fucking asshole. You need to step back and truly decide if your job as a sports columnist is to try and ruin lives or actually report news. Go to HELL DAN SHAUGHNESSY AND GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT. I SWEAR TO YOU THAT IF I EVER SEE YOU IN PUBLIC I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. MARK MY WORDS!!!

2 comments:

death commish said...

Amen. Sure the language was strong, but you're a big boy...you're allowed to use big words. Go Brewers!

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