Thursday, August 31, 2006

We're taking bets that a tire cannot defeat me...

Hello WTBT readers!!! I hope that you have had a wonderful week and are looking forward to the long weekend. Of course I have to work this weekend so it will be extra special for me. I hope you enjoy today's questions. They are of the fun variety as opposed to the controversial. Post your answers in the comments section and invite others to answer. Remember you can be anonymous if you would like to and no one will know. :) Have a great weekend.

A. If you had no fear of anything, what 10 things would you do?

B. If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be?

C. What is the correct order in which to wash your body when youĂ‚’re taking a shower?

Answers:

A. Some of these things I do hope to do regardless of my fears.
1. Bungee Jump
2. Cliff Dive
3. Ride the Scariest Roller Coaster I could find.
4. Watch The Wizard of Oz
5. Eat Rocky Mountain Oysters (Gotta try it once)
6. Race NASCAR
7. Luge
8. Confront an ex on her craziness
9. Sky Dive
10. Watch Scary movies.

B. I think I would be named Huggable. I know that sounds cheesy (IAN), but many people say they see me as a big teddy bear and just want to hug me. So that would be my dwarf name.

C. You start with the package and then move on to the legs and feet. From there you go to the torso and arms. You then try to wash your back the best way you know how and go to your face. Finally you top it off with your hair with potentially a rinse and repeat. :)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good questions today, Greg!

A. I would....
1. Skydive
2. Ski
3. Tell my father he's not walking me down the aisle (my stepfather is).
4. Eat sushi
5. Learn to Horseback ride
6. Shop - A Lot (That's the fear of being destitute holding me back there).
7. Move to Florida
8. Drive a convertible
9. Cliff Dive
10. Change jobs

B. Hrmmm... I think I would be Peppy. I can be a bit bubbly from time to time, I think anyways.

C. 1. Wash/Condition hair
2. Wash face/neck
3. Lather up the loofa sponge and wash: torso/back/breasts, arms/armpits, legs/feet/backside, "Forbidden Area" last .
4. Shave armpits/legs
5. Rinse

:-) Isn't question C a bit of a TMI question, Mr. Greg? ;-)

Anonymous said...

A. 10 things, huh? Hmmm...that's hard. I've generally done things even though I've been afraid.

1. Sky dive
2. Punch Jamie in the face as hard as I could and kick him in the stomach. Sounds harsh, but the payback would be wonderful.
3. Move to Paris for a year
4. Move to Chicago for another year
5. Travel through Italy, staying in little villages and learning how to cook from little old ladies.
6. Tell people how I really feel about them all of the time.
7. Tell Alex to shut the heck up when he's talking about how great he is.
8. Quit my stupid job
9. Hold a snake
10. Distance myself from the crazy people in my life, even though I'm supposed to love them anyway.

B. Probably Forgetful, but I can't remember why.

C. Greg, you have it all wrong. You should start from the top and go down-that way the bottom part doesn't get covered with dirty soap when you do the top.

So: Wash your hair, rinse and condition-to get optimal conditioning time. Then your face, neck and breastal region, arms and armpits, back, butt and coochie, legs and feet. Then I rinse the conditioner out. This is all done as fast as possible to avoid pruneage.

P McT said...

Yeah, so as of this past monday i'm working for 22 days straight...just sharing
A)I would
1. Bungee Jump
2. Willingly watch scary movies
3. Ask a certain friend what he REALLY feels for me
4. Get so drunk I actually don't remember( I wanna see if this can really happen)
5. Trust people
6. Tell certain family members about themselves
7. Interogate the president to find out what he is really thinking and what is really going on
8. Find out if I actually have half siblings on my fathers side
9. Have a one night stand (safely of course)
10. Be a card counter in Vegas

B. I would happily be Chubby

C. Wash & condition hair (like Lisa for optimal conditioning time)
Shoulders, arms, armpits, legs, boobs, back, glutius maximus, stomach, mons pubis and attached accessories and feet.

GMadrid said...

I love that all three of you could say boobs or breasts, but vagina didn't come up or VaJJ (Like in Grey's Anatomy).

Nice lists of no fear things. I am sure each of you can do some of those things on the soon:

Danielle - Sushi - try something simple like spicy tuna

Lisa - The Alex thing is bound to happen soon.

Pascha - We could try the drunk thing when I eventually visit. :)I would tape it so you could see it later.

Anonymous said...

So is "on the soon" a cool new QU way of saying "soon"?

And I don't think it's that we couldn't or didn't want to say VAGINA, it's just more fun to say other words.

I mean, the other night when you said "Cock" (at the concert)-that was one of the funniest things I have ever heard you say.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Greg, I agree with Lisa. I could have said "vagina", but "Forbidden Area" is more fun.

Not terribly colorful... "cho-cha" is another good one. Then there's the ever popular "Coochiesnorcher" (from the Vagina Monologues). And let's not forget "See You Next Tuesday". :-)

Liz said...

Well, I am not sure I can come up with 10...I'll do my best

1. Scuba Dive
2. Tell family that I need to be listened to...not always be the listener
3. Start my own business
4. Move to San Diego without a plan in place

That is all I can think of for now.

B. I would probably be smiley which is not the same as happy - happy is always happy, I can smile through crappy times too.

C. I have to agree with the other women who have commented...who washes their legs first???

Hair (shampoo and condition)
Left arm, left underarm, chest and stomach, right arm and underarm.
Back and butt.
Hoo Hoo (:-)), legs, feet.
THEN shave legs and underarms.
Wash face with facial cleanser, of course, rinse hair.

Fun questions Greg! Good luck with opening - at least I am assuming its opening weekend for you. If not, good luck with the weekend of work.