Tuesday, August 01, 2006

WTBT Volume 35 Series 2006

We're taking bets that...

* you wish you had David Ortiz on your team.
* Mel Gibson mouth is really a Lethal Weapon.
* it may be prudent to look at your waitress before handing her a fake ID.
* you hope that the Dodgers make the playoffs just for Greg Maddux's sake.
* there is no one to root against any more in Treasure Hunters.
* it seems like the best move of the trading deadline was not to do anything.
* sometimes it is okay to be a thief.
* for MTV's 25th Birthday I think they should remove the M because they rarely play music.
* Floyd Landis should stop talking and start praying.
* Hell's Kitchen final three is a complete mismatch and Virginia will easily be the next to go.
* Red Sox fans are wondering what it would have been like having #21 back in the line-up.
* Cuban's who hate Castro are kind of like Red Sox fans of old and are going to be disappointed when we find out Fidel pulled through again.
* Reggie Bush will miss at least 4 games due to injury this season.
* if you haven't seen the movie Wordplay you should because crossword puzzles are fascinating.
* not one Patriots fan was worried that Tom Brady didn't practice the last few days.
* the LAPD will be in a hot mess if allegations are true about Notorious BIG.
* Brett Favre is a little too excited about his team and they will be lucky to win 8 games.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I feel like you are going to say, "I can't believe no one commented on my Mel Gibson joke!"

So here ya go: Clever and somewhat chuckle-worthy...