We're taking bets that sharks just decided to start attacking people...

Straight out of the jokes from Dane Cook is this shark story. I think that I may be able to fend off a shark attack, but I don't think I would want to go right back into the ocean. Then further down in the article is the people that have been cut in half by sharks. HOLY CRAP!!! Losing an arm is one thing, but being bitten in half. That is just crazy.