WTBT Volume 14...

We're taking bets that...

* it is very easy to screw up metaphors.
* the Yankees are only in a hot streak and will cool off soon.
* war between Mexican's and black America is about to begin thanks to Mexican Presidente Fox.
* thanks to Dwayne Wade, Shaq may not need to play until the NBA Finals and the Miami Heat will still win the Championship.
* it was sad to see Everybody Loves Raymond end its run.
* it would be awesome to see "Oil Can" Boyd make a comeback in the major leagues even though he looks like he is 80.
* seeing Tom win Survivor was nice because the person who dominated finally won.
* China is really making Yao Ming's life miserable.
* it is nice to be a guru in something.
* until tennis gets some more colorful characters like John McEnroe even painting courts blue will not entice people to watch the sport.
* it is important to watch what beer you drink.
* you are not surprised that Kentucky basketball discouraged Rex Chapman (He is the creepy white guy with the goatee) from dating black women in the 80's. The South still has some issues with race.
* with Britney, Jennifer Garner, and now supposedly J.Lo and Demi pregnant there hasn't been this many pregnant celebrities since Charlie Sheen was single. Oops, he is single again. Coincidence?
* Dontrelle Willis is one of the most gangly people you will ever find, but he is a great pitcher.
* Star Wars opens up at 12:01 am Thursday and thousands of geeks will start talking like Yoda for the next two months.
* Brad Pitt says that he and Jennifer Aniston had a complex break-up. Duh!!! How many break-ups have really been that simple?
* it is about time that Run of Run DMC is getting his own reality show. I mean he is still popular.
* the best golfer ever, Jack Nicklaus, is finally retiring after the British Open and if you have never seen him play even one hole you should watch it to see him.