Friday, September 30, 2005
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Thursday, September 29, 2005
We're taking bets that Chewbacca isn't a pitcher...
A. What would you rather do and why? Drink 16 oz. of your least favorite drink or eat a serving size of your least favorite food.
B. What is the one thing you would like to be famous for?(even if you are awful at it now)
Answers
A. I would much rather eat something because you could swallow the food down quickly with out too much touching your tastebuds. Drinking something awful would just stay with you all day. Yuck.
B. I would like to be a famous singer/dancer. I have a very average(maybe below average) voice. I do know that I cannot really dance, but I do still try. I do know that I am better than at least one person in the world whose upper body moves independently of his lower body. Can anyone guess who? :)
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
We're taking bets that red is not my color...
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
WTBT Volume Twenty-eight...
* you don't know how often getting a gift of quality bull semen has strengthened my ties with another person.
* this might be the most exciting week in years for baseball fans around the nation.
* Ashton and Demi are going to be the next Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon. Creepy couple that actually stays together.
* the Patriots are going to have a tough time this season with all their injuries.
* 52 extra seconds or not the Steelers lost.
* you have not lived until you have seen the "Turkeys Away" episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. I have it if you need it.
* it will be a shame if Barry Bonds retires after this season.
* Trump's boys can swim.
* in football it should be the Big Least not the Big East.
* you were not shocked to hear that Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush of One Tree Hill have ended their marriage already.
* you know that the Jets are in trouble when they have turned to Vinnie Testeverde as QB.
* if you like pop culture at all you should read this interview of Chuck Klosterman by Bill Simmons.
* the NL Championship Series will be the Braves vs. the Padres and you heard it here first.
* with all that happens in this world it is good to know that the panda's are being watched.
* Penn State football will be in the Top Ten before the season is over.
* you can't believe Jodie Foster keeps making top grossing movies.
* Cadillac Williams is the best name in the NFL. He also has a cool little song on his website.
* Lynndie England will deserve everything she gets in the Abu Gharib sentencing.
* next Wednesday is going to be a great day for Hockey Fans.
Monday, September 26, 2005
We're taking bets that the world should know...
You're an Expert Kisser |
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable |
Sunday, September 25, 2005
We're taking bets that sometimes you need to share your feelings...
I am very sorry. I know it was I who moved away and put this distance between us. The move was the best decision for me and there was nothing you could do to change my mind. It doesn't make it hurt any less, that I had to go. I didn't realize until now how addicted I am to you. With your best seasons coming up it makes me miss you even more.
It is not like I don't see you at all. I do get some time with you at least once a week, but before we had so much more opportunity to see each other. It seemed like whenever I turned around I was able to find you. Now we have such a distance between us and it is making me miserable. I have seen and talked to others and no one can compare to you. You keep me warm on a cold night and cool me off on a hot summer day. Where am I going to find that again? Sure I can drive to see you and you do make the inconvenience worthwhile, but as each day passes it gets harder and harder to do.
Why can't I get you out of my system? It took me a long time to even give you a chance and maybe now our time has past. I know you never promised me anything or even said I love you back, but we had something special. Once I had a taste of you my whole world changed. Oh my dear Starbucks please open a new store near me. I miss you so and don't think that I can live with out you. Show me you care for me as much as I care for you.
Love Forever,
Greg
Saturday, September 24, 2005
We're taking bets that Martha Burk is part of what is wrong with America...
With that being said Marty deserves repeated flicks to the forehead. She is currently protesting the NHL. The NHL has started a new ad campaign called MY NHL. (If you click on the Unveiling or TV ad you will see.) She is protesting the woman in the video for being too provacative. What? Has she watched any other TV shows on basic cable. Desperate Housewives or the O.C. must be porn to this woman. Everyone in the US has a right to their opinion, but when you are representing millions of people and saying that your opinion should be the one that is heard I have a huge problem with it. Did she talk to any of her constituents before formulating this opinion. I have talked to 10 women already about this who think she is crazy. The NHL is going to have enough problems with out Marty sticking her nose in it. Marty go back and protest Hootie and the Blowfish down at Augusta National and get off of the NHL's back.
Friday, September 23, 2005
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Thursday, September 22, 2005
We're taking bets that many things are overrated...
A. What are your top 5 overrated music groups? (Idea stolen from boston.com)
B. What is the one food you will not eat even though many other people have no problem with it? If you are a vegetarian please use vegetarian stuff and not meat. :)
Answers:
A. 1. Dave Mathews Band - I just don't get it. He has some good music, but he is not a music god like most people think.
2. The Rolling Stones - They were The Beatles 2. None of their music makes me happy. They have definitely lived past their touring years.
3. Moby - He has a few good songs, but just because he is different everyone thinks he is so great.
4. N'SYNC - The Backstreet Boys were better.
5. 50 Cent - He was overexposed and his music now makes me want to kick things.
B. Orange Marmalade - I really think it is digusting and I love oranges. How do people put this on their toast or bagel. Yuck.
WTBT Volume 27...
* the first coffin is in the Red Sox season.
* when there is a fire alarm you should skedaddle.
* it was scary being a Patriot fan and seeing them being a normal team.
* birthdays are way overrated. :)
* Barry Bonds is absolutely the best player ever and I don't think he took any steroids to make him that way.
* over the next ten years we will experience the worst hurricanes we have ever seen.
* this may be the best news soccer fans have ever gotten.
* watching the plane in LA crash land was one of the scariest real life things I have seen since 9/11.
* Rafael Palmeiro is not only a liar, but he is also a rat.
* Martha Stewart's Apprentice will only be on one season.
* it is time to hand over the Red Sox bullpen to Jon Papelbon and Craig Hansen.
* LOST lived up to the hype.
* the Phillies will win the National League wildcard.
* you are glad you were not a juror on this case.
* it makes millions of women feel better that Kate Moss needed cocaine to keep herself skinny.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
We're taking bets sometimes fear gets in the way...
It never happened. Although my hair looks quite awful right now and is going to quickly become a weird afro, I am afraid to get a haircut. I drove past at least 50 different places that I could have gotten a haircut and had anxiety at every place. I didn't even get out of my car. Now I know that this sounds stupidly superficial, but I do enough things that make me look like a freak that my hair was always relatively normal. Part of me wants to drive to Lowell and let the ladies who have never given me a bad haircut do it. With gas prices that will make it about a $40 haircut. Is it worth it? It really is sad that one simple event can effect you in such a way. Stupid hairdresser. Maybe I will break down and just go to a barber. Getting your hair washed by is something special though. What is a boy to do? :)
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
We're taking bets that virgins are funny...
Sunday, September 18, 2005
We're taking bets that babies were never this exciting...
Saturday, September 17, 2005
We're taking bets that some things make me shake my head...
Friday, September 16, 2005
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Thursday, September 15, 2005
We're taking bets that you have a question for John Roberts...
A. If you could ask Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee John Roberts just one question what would it be and why?
B. If you could have been the author of just one book in history what book would it be and why?
C. What is the one item of clothing or clothing style that you see on someone that makes you think that person is attractive?
Answers
A. I think I would ask whether it is the Chief Justice's personal beliefs that should guide them in their decisions or should it be the facts of the case pertaining to the Constitution. I think too often people assume that personal beliefs go into a lot of the Supreme Court decisions and I don't think that is always the case. I want to know if he feels the same way.
B. I think for me I would want to be the author of "The Notebook" (written by Nicholas Sparks). It is a great book about true love and there isn't one person that I know that hasn't loved it after reading it. It may be a little sappy, but that is who I am.
C. I have always loved women in overalls and a white t-shirt. (Hair in a ponytail with a Red Sox hat makes it even better) I don't know what it is about that look to me is very sexy without showing off a lot. The other great thing is that there is a large population of women that can pull off the look and it is not just for the skinny people. I think that women should wear overalls much more often than they do. :)
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
We're taking bets that if you think that's ugly I can top it...
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
WTBT Volume Twenty-Six...
* the New Orleans Saints won their biggest game of the year and now it may allow them to get some semblance of normalcy.
* there are not many sports injuries more painful to watch than someone tearing their ACL.
* the John Roberts Supreme Court confirmation hearings may be one of the most educational events in years.
* David "Big Papi" Ortiz makes Red Sox fans happy everytime he steps up to the plate.
* millions of women screamed a collective "NO!!!" when they heard Matt Damon was engaged.
* Barry Bonds showed yesterday why he still is the best hitter in baseball.
* my grades in Calculus will start to look better than George Bush's approval ratings soon.
* this guy takes his sport a little too seriously.
* you are missing out on great television and important news stories if you are not watching the Daily Show on a regular basis.
* it is hard to believe that NHL Hockey will be officially back in less than a month.
* it would have been fun if Lil Kim and Martha Stewart had been cellmates.
* there should never be a pre-game fight in any sport, but last night's tussle between Atlanta and Philadelphia was kind of entertaining.
* Green Day's new song will be in at least 5 TV shows this fall as background music.
* the voting for NL Cy Young will be the closest ever with Chris Carpenter squeaking out a win over Dontrelle Willis.
* the results of the NL Cy Young voting will cause another discussion about race.
* even if you hate Tommy Lee his new song Good Times is pretty good.
* the funniest question that someone should ask John Roberts is "DH or no DH?" (courtesy of The Daily Quickie)
* you don't think Leo DiCaprio is going to be able to pull off Teddy Roosevelt.
* if you think Bush's record for finding WMD was bad at least you don't live in New Dehli.
* you don't know where this movie quote is from... " No it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?"
Monday, September 12, 2005
We're taking bets that glitter should be outlawed...
Women are the biggest fans of glitter especially if you go out to clubs. Most women complain that men look at their chests too much, but if you put glitter on your chest I am probably going to stare. Men love to look at sparkly objects. It can fascinate us for hours. I think glitter is the main reason most men cannot focus on a woman's eyes. If women thought about it they should put a little glitter right between their eyes and we would stare there when you are talking to us. Glitter is ruining our society and extending the gap between men and women. For the love of God, I am begging you world; please stop with the glitter.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
We're taking bets that nothing should interrupt happy hour...
Happy Hour is something that makes it worth getting through the day. These people at Ollie's have unfortunately fallen in a hole they cannot get out of.
Sometimes you get bitten in the butt when monkey business occurs.
It is amazing what you can do without one of you senses. I've never driven past 105MPH and I have all my senses.
You need to be careful when messing with "Reggie". "Little Reggie" is not a problem though.
Friday, September 09, 2005
We're taking bets that if you want it all you've got to lay it all on the line...
* In a most important development I was actually cool when the cute receptionist behind the counter at an eyeglasses place flirted with me and told me I looked much younger than my age. No nothing happened(Her boyfriend stopped by shortly after and I am not a pick-up artist of any kind), but the fact was that I was cool for a couple of minutes. Doesn't happen very often and may not happen again this decade, but it did once.
* Now that phone booths are no longer common place where does Superman go to change from Clark Kent? This is an important thing that needs to be explored. I mean there isn't really anywhere to hide. Maybe in one of those pay-public toilets. Of course he would have to carry around a pocket full of quarters.
* If my brother and I saw one more shot of Tom Brady's footwork yesterday I think we would have gone up to Foxboro just to punch John Madden. That guy really gets stuck on one thing and the ABC producers let him ramble on.
* Why do older men (68+) insist on wearing long socks to their calves while wearing shorts? It is not the fact that some wear black, some brown, some white, some argyle, but the fact that your lower legs cannot get that cold. Are they hiding their ankles? Is there something I should know about getting older and my ankles?
* It is sometimes fun to be around a dirty old man because you get to be the apologetic one while the old guy makes comments. They have no shame and just shout things out sometimes that usually would get you beaten up in a bar, but is fair game at Home Depot.
* Do the Raiders really think they are going to be a good team this year? The only hope they have is to throw 10 balls each half long and hope that Randy Moss catches at least 3 or 4 of them. The Patriots were not peak performers and they still made the Raiders look bad.
* Has everyone seen the picture of Evangeline Lilly and Michelle Rodriguez in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly? Holy Hotness!!!
* Steve Shields threw 3 of the nastiest pitches for strike three I have ever seen last night against the Red Sox. All with the bases loaded. You will not see a performance again this season.
* It shocks me that only three people responded to my weekly questions. Especially with the stripper song question. Everyone has thought about that at least once and many of you have did it in front of a mirror while that song was playing in your room. Yes Everyone. :)
* The cliche is that you can never go home again, but for the second time in less than a year I am going to try again. WNEC here I come!!!
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Thursday, September 08, 2005
We're taking bets that flamboyant can be too much...
A. Why is it that a majority of "out" gay men have to always be the center of attention? I don't get this and I have dealt with a lot of gay men. Is there anyone who could shed light on this? I don't mean that they flaunt they are gay just that they need to be the center of attention.
B. If you were going to be a stripper what song would you choreograph your routine to?
C. Would you rather have sexy appeal or be good looking? There is definitely a difference. Example Bono is not all that good looking, but he definitely has sex appeal.
Answers:
B. This is a tougher question than I thought it would be. I first thought that Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe would be my best choice, but I thought that was a little too provacative. Then I thought that Shoop by Salt-N-Pepa, but I think I need a male vocalist. So I really think Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye, but the remixed version.
C. I definitely would rather have sex appeal because being sexy is always helpful. Even when you are older you can use having sex appeal. Good looking requires a lot of work no matter how good looking you are. At 80 good looking might help a little, but sex appeal would help a lot. :)
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
WTBT Volume 25...
* this blog has not been funny lately and it needs to get funnier.
* there will be a great tennis match on Center Court tonight between James Blake and Andre Agassi.
* if your girlfriend can move her hips like Shakira you need to marry her right away.
* it never gets old watching David Ortiz hit walk-off home runs.
* it was always funny watching Gilligan run from the Skipper. Good bye Bob Denver.
* the picture of Good Times on Boston Dirt Dogs is a riot.
* it is very creepy driving through fog after seeing the trailer for the movie, The Fog.
* you were psyched to see the TCU Horned Frogs beat Oklahoma.
* it says something about you if you read Horned Frogs to say Horny Frogs.
* Crocodile Hunter never inspired you to do this.
* TO will never be friends with Donovan McNabb again, but he will catch a ton of touchdowns from him.
* Kevin Federline bought Britney a new diamond ring or Britney gave Kevin the money and then he bought her one.
* Lou Merloni was a cuter Red Sox than Tony Graffanino is. I hope there is fun debate from the women readers.
* there is a ton of truth to Kanye West's statement's about the media's Hurricane Katrina coverage.
* Michael Myers reaction to West was priceless. Ya baby YA!!!
* Barry Bonds will help the SF Giants win the pitifall NL West.
* George Bush made a great offensive move to nominate John Roberts for Chief Justice.
* Notre Dame will beat Michigan this weekend.
* Charlize Theron will make an awesome addition to Arrested Development.
* it is not okay to throw stuff at people but when someone constantly asks you questions about a movie or TV show as it is playing you should have the right to at least throw a pillow. (Telling someone they are restricted from talking for the next 15 minutes as my father did to my mother is funny, but not effective.)
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
We're taking bets that animals are amazing...
Sunday, September 04, 2005
We're taking bets that the Big Easy isn't...
At some point we decided to be the protectors of the world. When you become the protectors of the world there is no one to protect you. It is great that all of those above countries have helped but we keep forgetting how to take care of ourselves. Many things could have been done to prevent the levees breaking. No I don't blame Bush, but all of the politicians that have come and gone over the last twenty years when flags were raised regarding New Orleans. Maybe this tragedy will allow us to look a little harder at what effects us as Americans and a little less on what is going on in the rest of the world. Maybe then the rest of the world wouldn't hate us so much.
Saturday, September 03, 2005
We're taking bets that I have to pee...
Friday, September 02, 2005
We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...
Thursday, September 01, 2005
We're taking bets you know more than I do...
A. The United States was chastized by the world when we made our initial donation for $30 million in Tsunami relief. Currently there has not been mention by any country to give some money for Hurricane relief here in the US. What do you think other countries should be doing to help us? Do we deserve the same type of response? Why or why not?
B. I have asked previously what songs you would stay in the car to hear. Now I would like to know what 5 songs do you almost blow out your car stereo speakers whenever they come on.
Answers:
A. To be answered in Sunday's post.
B. Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard - It will always be a classic
Ready or Not - The Fugees - Where Oh Where have you Gone Fugees
Where the Streets Have No Name - U2 - Classic Rock
It Takes Two - Rob Bass & DJ EZ Rock - One of the best Rap Songs ever
Maria - TKA - Good Luck finding this song anywhere, but the accoustic version is incredible.