Tuesday, September 13, 2005

WTBT Volume Twenty-Six...

We're taking bets that...

* the New Orleans Saints won their biggest game of the year and now it may allow them to get some semblance of normalcy.
* there are not many sports injuries more painful to watch than someone tearing their ACL.
* the John Roberts Supreme Court confirmation hearings may be one of the most educational events in years.
* David "Big Papi" Ortiz makes Red Sox fans happy everytime he steps up to the plate.
* millions of women screamed a collective "NO!!!" when they heard Matt Damon was engaged.
* Barry Bonds showed yesterday why he still is the best hitter in baseball.
* my grades in Calculus will start to look better than George Bush's approval ratings soon.
* this guy takes his sport a little too seriously.
* you are missing out on great television and important news stories if you are not watching the Daily Show on a regular basis.
* it is hard to believe that NHL Hockey will be officially back in less than a month.
* it would have been fun if Lil Kim and Martha Stewart had been cellmates.
* there should never be a pre-game fight in any sport, but last night's tussle between Atlanta and Philadelphia was kind of entertaining.
* Green Day's new song will be in at least 5 TV shows this fall as background music.
* the voting for NL Cy Young will be the closest ever with Chris Carpenter squeaking out a win over Dontrelle Willis.
* the results of the NL Cy Young voting will cause another discussion about race.
* even if you hate Tommy Lee his new song Good Times is pretty good.
* the funniest question that someone should ask John Roberts is "DH or no DH?" (courtesy of The Daily Quickie)
* you don't think Leo DiCaprio is going to be able to pull off Teddy Roosevelt.
* if you think Bush's record for finding WMD was bad at least you don't live in New Dehli.
* you don't know where this movie quote is from... " No it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

DUH! Wedding Singer! There are a lot of good quotes in that movie...in fact I just used one yesterday :-)

"Once again...INFORMATION THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL TO ME YESTERDAY!!!"

"Linda...yous a bitch"