We're taking bets that it is time to pay your respects...

Three prominent male actors died over the last week. I know there have been thousands of blogs about it, but I would just like to recognize these fine gentleman here. Don Knotts, Darren McGavin and Dennis Weaver all touched the lives of American's everywhere. Dennis was most famous for Gunsmoke and McCloud, but I will always remember him as Buck McCoy on the Simpsons episode "The Latest Gun in the West." Darren McGavin will be with us every Christmas saying Fra-Gee-Lay on Christmas Story. Finally Don Knotts who had so many great roles but perhaps one of my favorites was him in the Apple Dumpling Gang as Theodore Ogelvie. Each of these men made us laugh and sometimes cry and I for one am proud to recognize them here on my blog. Rest in Peace Gentlemen!!!

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hoopz aka Nicki from Flavor Flav and VH-1's Flavor of Love. She is gorgeous and despite being on a reality show seems pretty intelligent. I love that she stood up to Brigitte Nielsen and makes New York's blood boil on the show. I hope she wins Flav's heart in the end of the show.

We're taking bets that most crazy stories involve animals...

Here are a few random observations over the last few days.

* Animals make for some great stories. I am someone who believes that animals should be treated with respect but think the people at PETA are a little bit crazy. Currently they are all up in arms about Pig Castrations in schools. It seems to me that if you are planning on being a farmer this would be an important skill to learn. If you are not then I think you should be able to opt out of that class. So one kid vomitted, who cares? Quincy ME did not seem to mind when all of his students passed out when he showed them a cadaver. It happens and how else are you going to learn about pig castrations. Not many kids are doing this on the streets.

* I know that this guy has some sort of problem, but this story truly is funny. What do you think that he really was trying to do with the sheep? I am also wondering why the Little Rock Zoo has sheep? Isn't a zoo for different and exotic animals? Aren't most sheep kept on farms? This story just seems to get weirder and weirder. Maybe this is why Arkansas consistently lags in education standards across the country. The kids think sheep are exotic animals. Well I guess that is better than thinking of them as potential romantic partners.

* To continue with the animal theme this story about loving your pets just creeps me out. I appreciate caring and loving your pet, but if it is taking the place of a human being and you are not over the age of 60 I think you may have a problem. The statistics are a little bit crazy, but here is my favorite: One in seven dog owners said their partner is jealous of their relationship with their dog. Reasons included: spending so much time with my pet (43 percent); the dog likes me better (33 percent); prefer to cuddle with my dog rather than my mate (12 percent); and I did more for the dog's birthday than my significant other's (3 percent). What is going on with these people? You should love your pets, but you should lurvh them? You know what I'm saying?

* I think that my favorite story in the Olympics has been by Gene Wojciechowski of ESPN. He calls out Bryant Gumbel on his stupid comments about the Olympics. It is nice to know that someone has the cajones to stand up to the evil Mr. Gumbel.

* The Shani Davis/Chad Hedrick thing has been blown way out of proportion. Does anyone know why? Because Shani is black and Chad is white. This is why our media and our country is fucked up racially. This story made me a little bit happy because it showed the support Shani was getting from his friends and family.

* How is it possible that someone in US politics does not know that Daily Show is a fake news show. Well the governor of Illinois had some issues. Poor guy was made fun of and he was befuddled. What a shame.

* My last thing to mention is that I am proud to say that my best friend Ian is an evil genius when it comes to technology. It doesn't matter what technology throws at him he finds a solution. Thanks to Ian I am now a member of TiVo nation.

We're taking bets that you love a tongue twister...

Another week has come and gone and now it is Thursday. At WTBT Offices that means it is question time. Post your answers in the comments section. Remember that you can be anonymous and you don't have to answer each question. Have fun and remember bears can be your friends if you talk softly.

A. If you had to paint the interior of your house all one color, what would it be – excluding white and cream?

B. Coffee and Doughnuts, Ham and Cheese. To great combos. What food and/or beverages combo is your favorite?

C. How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answers:

A. I think that I would paint my entire house a light blue. It would be very soothing. Plus blue is my favorite color.

B. This is an extremely difficult question because there are so many great food combos. I would have to say Chocolate and Peanut Butter. They taste great together. That's Reese was a genius.

C. I think that a Woodchuck would be able to chuck only a couple of small trees. Chucking is very tiring and Woodchucks are little things. They certainly would have a tough time doing much more than that.

We're taking bets that my Mom can beat up your Mom...

There is a great story on the newswires that everyone should read. A mom wrestles a bear to save her sons. This is an incredible story of love for your children. I know that my Mom would have tried to save me too. Although I think that she would have nagged the bear to death or asked it a thousand questions relating to people the bear didn't know anymore to confuse it so I could get away. Imagine being this mother's kids now. Your Mom wrestled a bear I don't think you want to get caught doing anything wrong. Just think about what she could do to you. I thought my Mom was tough but she has nothing on this lady. I do like that the lady did a John Candy impression from The Great Outdoors while she was in shock.

For those of you who may encounter a bear who wants to eat you the Nova Scotia government has these three pieces of advice:

1. "If the bear attacks you, FIGHT BACK!! Hit the bear with everything you have ...sticks, stones, your fists. Yell at the bear in a low gruff voice. This is contrary to advice for Grizzly Bear attacks where it is recommended to play dead." So basically before the bear attacks you do some introductions and find out whether the bear is a Grizzly or not. I have found that Grizzly Bears like to be called Sir or Madam.

2. "Avoid direct eye contact with the bear." There is nothing worse than disrespecting a bear. Always keep your head down and only speak when spoke to.

3. "If a bear follows you, continue to back away slowly, speaking in low tones. Climb a tree as a last resort since bears are excellent tree climbers." What exactly would you say in low tones? "Big Bear don't chase me please!"

We're taking bets that I like Music...

Stuff I Like Listening to Right Now:
1. Everything Falls Apart - Dog's Eye View
2. Scar (Jay Newland Mix) (Album Version) - Missy Higgins
3. I'm Not Waiting In Line - Train
4. Stoppin' The Love - Kt Tunstall
5. Goodbye My Lover (Album Version) - James Blunt
6. Be Without You (Kendu Mix) - Mary J. Blige
7. For You I Will (Confidence) (Single Version) - Teddy Geiger
8. Feeling Good - Nina Simone
9. Catch Your Wave - The Click Five
10. Love - Keyshia Cole
11. Hey Casanova - Duncan Sheik
12. Breathe Me - Sia
13. All I Ever Wanted - Train
14. Doubting Thomas - Nickel Creek
15. Boston - Augustana
16. My Lagan Love - The Corrs
17. Tired Of My Tears - Susan Tedeschi
18. Save Yourself - Greg Johnson
19. Just Might (Make Me Believe) - Sugarland
20. What's Left Of Me - Nick Lachey

We're taking bets that Coke isn't it...

When it comes to TV commercials I think that Coca-Cola severely lags behind Pepsi in terms of quality commercials. Maybe it is because they are number one and they do not have to really care about getting people to drink Coke. The latest example is the new Pepsi Commercial with Jimmy Fallon and Parker Posey. They are dancing like fools to the music and it is actually kind of fun. What blows my mind is that Pepsi actually was able to get Parker to do a commercial. It seems kind of beneath her and her indie-cred, but she is wonderful in it anyway. It is a shame that I am getting TiVo because I will start missing all of these great commercials. I don't know if that makes me happy or sad.

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Tanith Belbin of US Ice Dancing Team. I know she has been all over the hottie lists of the world, but she really is. She makes me want to watch Ice Dancing and I hate Ice Dancing. :) Plus she has a real cool name.

We're taking bets that I can't drive 55...

There are so many heavy news stories coming out every day that I thought it would be nice to share some lighter side of the news.

* I ran across this story of a toddler who took his mother's car for a little spin. Now I understand being in a rush and leaving your car running while you went into a store, but with your 2 year old inside? Did she have a baby on board sign in the window and another sign that said Kidnappers beware baby bites? Why make it easier for all of the sickos out there? It is not like the 70's & 80's where you just left your kid out back to be attacked by a ram and you didn't care. You have to watch your children in public. What was she thinking and why wasn't she cited for some criminal offense?

* A crazy kissing bandit was sent to prison for life in Oregon. He said that kissing on the neck was not intimate. I don't think he has read Men's Health or Cosmo lately. I do love what the judge said, "In ordinary social intercourse, one adult does not touch the neck of another adult outside of intimate relationships, at least not without some unusual but reasonable justification." I guess that pretty much sums it up. Plus the article said he sucked on her neck, which is not really kissing, but more vacuum like.

* Remember it is okay to love your bear and to have your bear love you but it is not okay to LOVE your bears. Your honor it is only for a conjugal visit. :)

We're taking bets that you have to love the Olympics...

Thursday means it is question time. Post your answers in the comments section. Remember that you can be anonymous and you don't have to answer each question. Have fun and enjoy the fact that February is more than 1/2 over.

A. What is your favorite part about the Winter Olympics?

B. If you woke up suddenly because your house was on fire, which three things would you save as you ran outside?

C. If you could play any musical instrument what would it be and why?

Answers:

A. My favorite part of the Winter Olympics is Bob Costas. He is probably the premier sports interviewer and really makes all of the human interest stories seem important. One day we won't have Bob Costas at the Olympics anymore and we will all miss him.

B. I would first take any photo albums/frames that I had, and then I would take any notebooks that I have written in over the years. Lastly I would take my Christmas stuff because they hold a lot of memories.

C. I would love to be able to successfully play the piano. I used to be able to play when I was younger and just stopped playing. It would be fun knowing that I could walk into any bar with a piano and play some tunes.

We're taking bets that you didn't know the queen...

A culture great died yesterday and I thought she should get some press. The Queen of Hebrew Music, Shoshana Damari, died at the age of 83. Although I know no hebrew music other than the dreidel song and music from Fiddler on the Roof(which probably isn't Hebrew Music) I think she should be remembered. Anytime someone is considered the Queen or King of something they should be recognized. I hope to be a King of something someday. Maybe the King of Obscure Pop Culture Facts. I guess I guy can hope. :)

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie of the Week Ashley Williams is one of my absolute favorites. She was awesome on Good Morning Miami and is now Ted's love interest on How I Met Your Mother. She takes cute and adorable to a whole new level. She is someone you take home to your mother, grandmother and anyone else's mother that you can show. I hope she stays on this show for a long time. Please TV execs get her consistent work!!!!

We're taking bets that oops just doesn't cover it...

Dick Cheney "accidentally" shot someone on a hunting trip. I think that you can finally say don't fuck with Dick Cheney because he is like a mob boss with great cover-up skills. He will get you even if he has to do it himself. :)

We're taking bets that it is time to start chanting USA! USA! USA!...

The Olympics are here again. This time the United States is poised to take home a lot a medal without the advantage of being the home team. I have a strange feeling that this is going to be a very exciting Olympics. I myself am looking forward to seeing the downhill skiers and short track speedskaters. Hopefully each of you will find time to watch at least one sport and support your country.

We're taking bets that you could be a concert promoter...

It is Question Thursday here at WTBT. I hope everyone is getting through the February doldrums. Post your answers in the comments section. Remember that you can be anonymous and you don't have to answer each question. Have fun and enjoy.

A. If you could put a concert together with three current singers and/or groups who would you have and what order would they play?

B. If you could be a bird, what would you choose to be?

C. Which TV family would you like to join?

Answers:

A. I think that I would first start out with Maroon 5. They put on a great concert and they would definitely excite the crowd. I think they could be the next big long term group. I would then move to Kelly Clarkson who is just so damn cute (Did you see her acceptance speech at the Grammy's?) and has moved way past her American Idol fame. I would then end it with U2. There is not one other band out their that I want to see live once before I leave this earth. 5 Grammy's last night and I think they will have at least 15 years of great music before they retire into the sunset.

B. I would want to be a cardinal because I think they are the most distinguished bird. They always look great and powerful.

C. I think I always wanted to be a part of the Cosby's even though as a white/hispanic guy I really wouldn't have fit in. I think that they were the ultimate family because they talked out their issues and sometimes fought if they had to. Plus having Bill as a Dad would just be hilarious.

We're taking bets that ridiculous is as ridiculous does...

Alright there are three things that have grabbed my attention today. Each of them has merit and craziness in them. What do you think?

* The Lowell Spinners are trying to get New England Little Leagues to eliminate "Yankees" from their team names. They say that Little Leaguers in New England are devastated when they find out they are on the Yankees. Now I was a Yankee as a Little Leaguer. We even won a league championship and lost in the finals of another. I didn't care about the name because I knew I was a true blood Red Sox fan and no team name could take that away from me. Although I love the Lowell franchise I think this is a little ridiculous.

* A 6 year old was suspended for sexual harassment at his elementary school in Brockton, MA. No the age is not a typo. Um did the kid make an inappropriate Brokeback Mountain joke? Maybe he was talking about her thoughts on a recent Sex and the City rerun. Are you freaking kidding me? Does he have any clue what that even means? Where is this suspension a teachable moment for a 6 year old? I am not going to dispute that the child needs to be spoken too and taught that touching is inappropriate, but a suspension is a little too crazy. I wonder if it was a little girl that had done the touching if it would have been a big deal?

* This is the second time that I have blogged about someone saving a bird with mouth to mouth resuscitation. I think it is great that this lady saved her brother's pet. It is a shame she didn't swing him by his feet like the guy in Colorado did. What I thought was hilarious and ridiculous is that the bird was an exotic chicken. Thank God the lady said it wasn't just an ordinary chicken. So she would let ordinary animals just die, but she would rush to save exotic animals? Weird.

We're taking bets that you gotta love Annie Lebowitz...

Keira Knightly and Scarlett Johansson bare it all for the cover of this month's Vanity Fair magazine. Famous celebrity photographer Annie Lebowitz was able to convince the two to bare all for the cover. Unfortunately she could not convince Rachel McAdams, who backed out at the last minute. I do think that would have been the coup de grace of pictures. The top 3 actresses under the age of 30 naked on the cover. Thank God for Vanity Fair and it's ability to have actress push the envelope with tasteful pictures. Remember this was the magazine who took a picture of a pregnant Demi Moore back in 1993. Would any of you pose naked for a tastefully done photo by Lebowitz?

We're taking bets that Hottie of the Week...

Hottie Sarah Lancaster who started out in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and has blossomed into the Hottie most likely to make a cameo in a good show. She will be on a new ABC show Life with Brian and I hope that it doesn't get cancelled quickly so I can see more of her.

We're taking bets that you have a prediction...

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!

MY PREDICTION: STEELERS 31 SEAHAWKS 28

BEST COMMERCIAL: COCA-COLA

WE WILL SEE

WTBT Volume Three...

We're taking bets that...

* it's not easy being green.
* with a name like Epiphanny Prince you must be destined for greatness and her 113 points cemented that fact.
* Heather Locklear being single makes me happy and I don't care how old she is.
* making Joey Porter mad is not a good thing for the Seahawks on Sunday.
* this article might be the funniest thing I have read in months. Thank you Jamie Foxx and your love of dumps.
* Tom Brady is one tough son of a bitch.
* we should use the word burglar much more. Especially when they are bungling.
* the Winter Olympics will be more exciting than you think.
* 82 year old men should not get into fights over skunks.
* Punxsutawney Phil has doomed us with 6 more weeks of winter. Wait a sec is it winter?
* Dancing with the Stars Lisa Rinna's lips are scary.
* LeBron James will not miss another All-Star game until he retires.
* my co-worker Connie is crazy. Nothing else. Just a statement that needed to be made.
* I was a late bloomer, but 15? I probably would runaway too.

We're taking bets that you will see your shadow today...

Groundhog Day Everyone!!! Thursday means it is question time again at WTBT. I hope everyone has been having a great week. February has come in with a whimper. I hope you enjoy it as it will be over before you know it. Post your answers in the comments section. Remember that you can be anonymous and you don't have to answer each question. Have fun and enjoy.

A. Groundhog Day is one of my favorite holidays that has no real meaning. What is one of your favorite holidays that isn't considered one of the big ones and you will never get the day off for?

B. What would you rather do, give a speech in front of 200 people or bungee jump?

C. If you had to be on a Reality TV show what show would it be? (I know most of you are too good for Reality TV, but if you were forced on one what would you choose?)

Answers:

A. I think that Talk Like a Pirate day on September 19th has to be one of my favorite holidays. Not a lot of people celebrate, but those who do really understand the meaning and importance of this grand day. :)

B. I would rather bungee jump because I haven't done it before and I have spoken in front of 200 people many times. Heck I spoke in front of 150 last night. Bungee jumping definitely scares me a little too. I don't think I could die giving a public speech. Unless I was shot because people didn't like what I was saying.

C. I think that I would like to be on Real World because after I was off the show I could be on numerous Challenges/Gaunlets/Infernos. The chances to do nothing with my life but be a fake celebrity would be numerous. Plus I think that I could constantly start trouble, but America would love me all the same.

We're taking bets that it is time to honor great Americans...

Here are a few astute observations of the last few days.

* With the passing of Coretta Scott King and the retiring of Alan Greenspan it is time to look back on both of their accomplishments. Coretta was not just MLK Jr.'s wife, but she founded the Martin Luther King Jr. Center for Nonviolent Social Change in Atlanta and used it to confront hunger, unemployment, voting rights and racism. Alan Greenspan dedicated 18 years to the US Federal Reserve attempting to minimize the bad economic times and enhance the good times. The achievements of these two Americans might be overlooked, but today I salute them both.

* Has the State of the Union address become too much of a media event? I know that a majority of Americans were just pissed because Scrubs wasn't on, but to hear GWB and then have to hear the Democratic response is just too much. Basically the Democratic response is an exact opposite opinion of GWB's policies. We get it you don't like each other.

* The old saying goes if you are in a lion cage beware of the lion. Alright I don't know if that is an old saying but I have a new one. If you go into a elephant cage you will probably be trampled. What is with the deal with picture of the elephant after the trampling? Is it kind of like a mug shot? I also like the article for the fact that they don't mention the parents are going to sue the zoo. That is why I love Paraguay; it is not a very litigious country. Plus the parents would lose because the kid scaled a rock wall and two metal fences.

* The word of the day for news stories is Purloined. Poor Kory Tibbets of Orem, Utah who called the police to report purloined pot. I know that marijuana isn't completely damaging to people, but it definitely has some bad effects. HELLO!!! Calling the police to report stolen illegal drugs is just crazy. Attention pot users your judgment will be affected by smoking marijuana and the police will arrest you. Have a nice day. :)