Tuesday, October 16, 2007

WTBT Volume 81 Series 2007...

We're taking bets that...

* if you don't hit you cannot win in baseball.
* this prinicipal knows how to make Halloween fun for his kids.
* you cannot figure out why his teachers stole the pumpkin.
* the Colorado Rockies are a scary baseball team right now.
* Heroes is getting pretty cool especially with Sylar being a creepy bad ass again.
* despite the fact it is illegal an increase in pirate attacks sounds kinda cool.
* Disney is going to get blamed for this.
* the Giants are not as good as their record is.
* anytime you can start a story with Naked Tickler you are going to have comedy.
* you can't figure out why he would pee in the milk.
* Dice-K will be a better pitcher in Boston next year just like Josh Beckett was this year.
* it is weird not seeing Bob Barker on the Price is Right anymore.
* there are not too many things cuter than mini-pigs.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um, who wants to watch it without Bob?

Maggie Moo said...

Ha haa haa!! I wasn't going to start with the Naked Tickler, but that is funny-not for the women involved, but c'mon, it's definately got some humor to it. And I love that they used modus operandi in the story. Peeing in milk jug. Haa haa...they probably put that in there to make fun of the size of his manhood. :)

Also:
1. It's unfortuante when a man is named Lynn. And when his enormous gourd is stolen...man-even worse.

2.) Pirate attacks up by 14% is a great headline, but yeah, Disney will get blamed!!

Maggie Moo said...

And also, you've finally figured out a way to make your readers stay here all day long. (Like Danielle's Blog!!)

GMadrid said...

C-Unit - I think that Drew will do okay. Just need to get used to him.

Mags - You just love an enormous gourd joke.

Anonymous said...

We're taking bets that you a) read a SH*% load of "news" websites and b) you do find the STRANGEST stories Gregory Madrid. :)

Danielle Athanas said...

* if you don't hit you cannot win in baseball

Are you trying out to be the John Madden announcer of Baseball? ;)

JK. :)