Thursday, April 21, 2005

We're taking bets that anything can be funny...

Here are a couple of random thoughts over the past week.

* Do bugs forget that they cannot fly low near highways? My car is starting to look like a bug graveyard. I am doing a lot more highway travelling and it seems like bugs have decided to make my car Dr. Kevorkian. Are they young bugs who are just flying by on a dare or is it old senile bugs who have forgotten the danger of speeding cars. Maybe it is a sign of something like a bad bug season or time for a bug guard on my car. It is just weird and very gross. Bug guts don't come off very easy.

* If you are looking to do something fun in your car next time you are stuck in traffic just watch the person behind you in the rear view mirror. I bet you that they will touch their nose at least once in a five minute span and they probably will run their hands through their hair. If you get real lucky you will see them pick their nose which is actually gross, but people never realize they are being watched. Remember though that you can't be a creepy stalker watching someone in your mirror. You have to sit way back in your seat and straight up. Then just casually look forward with your eyes looking in your mirror. It will look like you are looking straight ahead, but actually you are professionally stalking. See if it works. At worse you will catch them making some sort of crazy face. :)

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