Monday, April 25, 2005

We're taking bets that it is best to keep your eyes on the road...

I have an addiction that I think is practically universal among the drivers in the United States. I cannot resist looking at the cars next to me at a stop light. I have tried but the temptation is too much. I have seen many interesting things over the years with the top two activities being seat dancing to music and picking their nose.

Well todayI looked over and the gentleman in the passenger seat of the mini-van next to me had a steak knife in his hand and he had it near his face. Now I am not sure why he was doing this, but it scared me immensely. It was about a half hour after that I thought maybe he was holding the woman driver hostage. It is possible that he was just trimming his sideburns and this was his only time he had and the only way he could do it. I also had the thought that maybe he was mentally challenged (is that the politically correct term) and the steak knife calmed him down or was his imaginary friend, but then that just seemed to ridiculous and dangerous.

Has anyone seen anything more interesting than that? I think that may be tough to top. Remember a little kid making faces doesn't count. Though if a little kid was wielding a steak knife that may trump my guy. Post a comment to tell me your looking story. I know you do it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phelan filled me in on the column. Nice work! Good read!

Especially like the talk about that Jared kid and winning the game. Probably first props I ever had with me throwing a baseball errr.whiffle ball.

Jared

Anonymous said...

No dude. Yours wins. Steak knife to the face. That wins.

Anonymous said...

Oh my god. Thats really scary.

P.S. I miss you and I hope everything is going well for you as always...you need to come to Lowell and drink with me because I think that you could be a pretty amusing drunk person :) Keep smiling, know that you are missed, and enjoy life!
-Lindsay

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